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*Sings

'Its gettin hot in here,
So take of all your clothes.......On second thoughts don't bother!

Quote: Will Cam @ 27th February 2015, 10:36 PM GMT

*Sings

'Its gettin hot in here,
So take of all your clothes.......On second thoughts don't bother!

We don't have to take our clothes off, oh no.
To have a good time, oh no.
We can dance and party, all night
And have some cherry wine, ah ha.

Keep 'em talking, I'll phone . . . .

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 27th February 2015, 12:11 PM GMT

He was also a tiny bit odd when I suggested that a friend of mine was romantically interested in him after the BCG November drinks. Mind you, that kind of behaviour makes me a pimpess by proxy.

Actually it would just make you a pimpess!! :)

AndI think we need details... 'a tiny bit odd'... doesn't cut the mustard.

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 27th February 2015, 12:11 PM GMT

He was also a tiny bit odd when I suggested that a friend of mine was romantically interested in him after the BCG November drinks.

Ah, you see the thing is, RCP only likes to be propositioned by supermodels. Anything less than that and he gets a bit grouchy.

Your friend may well be a supermodel, though, so it could be something else.

Where the hell is Rob H?

Quote: Ben @ 28th February 2015, 1:02 PM GMT

Ah, you see the thing is, RCP only likes to be propositioned by supermodels. Anything less than that and he gets a bit grouchy.

Your friend may well be a supermodel, though, so it could be something else.

I think that you're right Ben. Nah, my friend is a Nurse and exactly the same age as me, so ergo, far too mature for fussy old RCP.

PS - Lara Stone's free now. Shall I see whether she's interested in RCP post David Walliams?

Where in the name of Adonai is L.E?

Quote: Lee @ 20th March 2015, 11:48 PM GMT

Where in the name of Adonai is L.E?

Trying for a baby?

Quote: Ben @ 21st March 2015, 7:16 AM GMT

Trying for a baby?

Right at this minute?

Quote: Chappers @ 21st March 2015, 7:31 PM GMT

Right at this minute?

Well it's Saturday evening...

Did you do the birds and bees, Ben? It's a long process to make a baby apparently.

Quote: Paul Wimsett @ 21st March 2015, 10:05 PM GMT

Did you do the birds and bees, Ben? It's a long process to make a baby apparently.

Have you ever seen a grown woman naked?

It only took three minutes and twenty-three seconds to create our delightful only child. And that included the cigarette afterwards.

Well lucky you, but that's not the same for all couples.

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