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Quote: Chappers @ 19th February 2015, 9:13 PM GMT

And what will they be thinking in 30 years as well as those tossers with tattoos on their necks.

You said "Mature". I don't think so.

Your right, wrong word......now what am I looking for......er......

Quote: zooo @ 19th February 2015, 7:41 PM GMT

No, I help them into tiny handmade mosquito houses and nurse them back to health if I accidentally hurt one of their little legs. And when they're all better I put a little matchstick crossbow on their little backs and have sex with them till they die,

You should be on Jeremy Kyle or in prison or both.

Laughing out loud

Quote: sootyj @ 19th February 2015, 10:28 PM GMT

You should be on Jeremy Kyle

Not on top surely
Sick

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 19th February 2015, 10:25 PM GMT

Your right, wrong word......now what am I looking for......er......

I think you are looking for You're

Quote: billwill @ 19th February 2015, 10:53 PM GMT

I think you are looking for You're

The right, wrong word could belong to him?

Misplacing my passport. Hope I didn't throw it away by accident.

This thread could just describe one thing-The England cricket team.

Quote: reds @ 20th February 2015, 12:39 PM GMT

Misplacing my passport. Hope I didn't throw it away by accident.

Read in paper a guy travelled on a bloody disabled bus-pass!!

Do hope you find it x.

Quote: billwill @ 19th February 2015, 10:53 PM GMT

I think you are looking for You're

Quote: Chappers @ 19th February 2015, 11:36 PM GMT

The right, wrong word could belong to him?

Yes, it could be that I meant it was Chappers' right to pick me up on "mature" and would therefore be the right word and not wrong, or I could have got it wrong and not right by saying "your" when I meant "you're", which is right and you are right to pick me up on it and I was wrong to write it. When I see wrong grammar/spelling I have to make it right, as my old English teacher Mr Wright said when he was talking about the rite of passage through life "Wright (for I had the same surname) if you see it is wrong then make it right and write it correctly" . He was right of course. Right? :)

Sorry about this, only I appear to have a touch of the Horseradish's. >_<

Still can't remember what the word was I was looking for. :S

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 21st February 2015, 11:15 AM GMT

Yes, it could be that I meant it was Chappers' right to pick me up on "mature" and would therefore be the right word and not wrong, or I could have got it wrong and not right by saying "your" when I meant "you're", which is right and you are right to pick me up on it and I was wrong to write it. When I see wrong grammar/spelling I have to make it right, as my old English teacher Mr Wright said when he was talking about the rite of passage through life "Wright (for I had the same surname) if you see it is wrong then make it right and write it correctly" . He was right of course. Right? :)

Sorry about this, only I appear to have a touch of the Horseradish's. >_<

Still can't remember what the word was I was looking for. :S

Three rules of Humble Programming.
1. Whatever I write is probably wrong.
2. I cannot prove what I write is right, but I can usually prove what I write is wrong.
3. Wnat I write is possibly right, when I can no longer prove it wrong.

:D

The inability, without going to a lot of trouble, to purchase a single first class stamp.

Since the advent of the internet I probably send two postal items a year yet I have to buy a book of six.

Angry

How much do you want for your spare 4 stamps?

£8

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