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Quote: keewik @ 17th February 2015, 4:31 PM GMT

Yes, after I've finished puzzling who it is who's older than me, apart from Bill.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/31541/

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Quote: keewik @ 17th February 2015, 4:31 PM GMT

Yes, after I've finished puzzling who it is who's older than me, apart from Bill.

You know, but I guess you have temporarily forgotten, as she does not often juggle in these particular topics.

Bill..........I like your beard. :)

Is it older than you? ;)

I think it must be because it is shorter now. I think it might be on reverse-time.

High street fashion shops should sell long beards made of a special fabric which changes colour with the temperature and produces shapes reflecting the immediate environment. This'd help to manage terrorism.

Quote: billwill @ 17th February 2015, 5:55 PM GMT

You know, but I guess you have temporarily forgotten, as she does not often juggle in these particular topics.

I wondered if that's who you meant, in which case I think I once reckoned she was 4/5 years older than me.

Quote: keewik @ 17th February 2015, 10:16 PM GMT

I wondered if that's who you meant, in which case I think I once reckoned she was 4/5 years older than me.

Kenneth Williams' "Oooohhhh" :O

Quote: keewik @ 17th February 2015, 4:31 PM GMT

Yes, after I've finished puzzling who it is who's older than me, apart from Bill.

I am guessing she is a little night monkey.

Quote: Tursiops @ 17th February 2015, 11:35 PM GMT

I am guessing she is a little night monkey.

Horseradish is actually an old woman?!?!? :O

Come to think of it, that would explain a lot.

If I hang around BCG enough these days will matron be round with a cup of warm horlicks and a copy of the people's friend?

Interstellar Billiards.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-31519875

This story today about the racist Chelsea fans on the train in France today is astonishing!!

Astonishing , because all these people are reacting to it being all so surprised and shocked - like wow? We thought racism didn't exist anymore?!? Wtf!!?

Cretins

Racist filth like these gormless brain dead f**king imbeciles have never gone away and never will go away

Ooh ! Nathan, you're scaring me !

http://www.express.co.uk/news/nature/559022/UK-weather-warning-Britain-flood-alert-supertides-gales-hit-this-weekend

I live in Wolverhampton and have sandbagged all my doors and moved all the furniture and the kitchen upstairs.

Locked the cat in the loft, made a flask of tea and braced myself in readiness.

Holy shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODOGBmo9q5M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWCqPKJQ1aw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0NFgFbqlpc

Guys from Germany! Crazy guys

See?

None of you would believe me

But there IS a God..

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/11422133/Burger-King-launches-UK-delivery-service.html

Hallelujah !!!!!

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