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Woodpeckers that decide to have a go at the metal exhaust pipes on the roof. One is banging away at the vent for my oven and it's driving me crazy.
Come on Randy fill Woody with some Leady
Quote: sootyj @ 19th February 2015, 2:14 PM GMTCome on Randy fill Woody with some Leady
The discharge of firearms within the city limits is forbidden, and my BB gun is at my neighbor's house. Anyway, he's finally given up and I'm about to embark on another TTPYO: replacing my garbage disposal. I expect that I'll be cussing a lot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF_6gcP_na8
Holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODOGBmo9q5M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWCqPKJQ1aw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0NFgFbqlpc
Guys from Germany! Crazy guys
Quote: DaButt @ 19th February 2015, 2:25 PM GMTThe discharge of firearms within the city limits is forbidden, and my BB gun is at my neighbor's house. Anyway, he's finally given up and I'm about to embark on another TTPYO: replacing my garbage disposal. I expect that I'll be cussing a lot.
Plus the small other reason that you DON'T KILL STUFF JUST BECAUSE IT'S SLIGHTLY ANNOYING YOU. 
Women moaning about toilet seats. I leave it up-she moans. I leave it down and leave it covered in pee-she moans. I'm in the bath she comes in to the bathroom and has a pee. She's in the bath, I use the toilet for a dump-she leaves me. One rule for her.......
Simples - remove the seat.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 19th February 2015, 5:27 PM GMTSimples - remove the seat.
She was so f***ing fond of it, I let her have it in the divorce
Quote: zooo @ 19th February 2015, 4:54 PM GMTPlus the small other reason that you DON'T KILL STUFF JUST BECAUSE IT'S SLIGHTLY ANNOYING YOU.
Ever swatted a mosquito?
Quote: DaButt @ 19th February 2015, 2:25 PM GMTThe discharge of firearms within the city limits is forbidden, and my BB gun is at my neighbor's house. Anyway, he's finally given up and I'm about to embark on another TTPYO: replacing my garbage disposal. I expect that I'll be cussing a lot.
So what happens if a mugger jumps out at you armed with a big can of iced tea?
How would you stand your ground?
You need a silencer.
Or a harpoon gun.
Quote: DaButt @ 19th February 2015, 6:08 PM GMTEver swatted a mosquito?
No, I help them into tiny handmade mosquito houses and nurse them back to health if I accidentally hurt one of their little legs.
Quote: lofthouse @ 18th February 2015, 9:40 PM GMTMagpies
Black and white c*nts
Come on. Be fair. They haven't got a manager anymore.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 19th February 2015, 1:17 PM GMTNot so much piss me off, more WHY?? Mature people, who should know better, having facial piercings.
Don't they realise they look twats?
And what will they be thinking in 30 years as well as those tossers with tattoos on their necks.
You said "Mature". I don't think so.
Wall to wall commercials along the lines "If you are over 27 and have a broken toe nail, it could be the sign of something very serious. See your GP as soon as possible". Yeah, right. So half in that category has tubes stuck in every orifice, thereby weakening them physically "just in case" while the other half are stuck on pills for anxiety and depression caused by said commercials. That ain't no kindly help. It's neo-liberalism doing its utmost to reduce the numbers via cost-cutting while boosting the profits of companies trading in leeches.
(Of course, it also "proves" that the Coalition is "really serious" on all matters of health before the election)
Quote: sootyj @ 19th February 2015, 6:31 PM GMTSo what happens if a mugger jumps out at you armed with a big can of iced tea?
How would you stand your ground?
You need a silencer.
Or a harpoon gun.
Self-defence is, of course, exempted from the law. To be honest, I actually live about a thousand feet outside of the city limits. The city is planning to annex my neighborhood (involuntarily) in the next year or two. 
Quote: zooo @ 19th February 2015, 7:41 PM GMTNo, I help them into tiny handmade mosquito houses and nurse them back to health if I accidentally hurt one of their little legs.
