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What are you eating? Page 711

I shall try that next time. I <3 scrambled egg.

Yep I'm currently writing reviews of Michelin starred restaurants in Dubai....I will probably never vist.

Basically rewriting shitty Zomato reviews so they're fun.

Contemplating a corn beef sandwich whilst writing about an all you can eat buffet, with lobster curry and a 3 foot heated brie, with unlimited champagne on top.

I think Mr Brand may have a point.

Ha. I quite fancy a 3 foot brie though.

You'd get sick of it after not very much surely?

My eyes are very much bigger than my belly.

Hot brie in a wooden box is awesome if messy, but great with onion chutney

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 28th January 2015, 6:55 PM GMT

Ahhh, but you see..........no tails and that was the "beauty" of it when I was a child as you ate them from the head to the tail, and holding the tail of course - like I say, happy memories. :)

Only sugar mice have tails, chocolate ones don't. You can still get both but I think the chocolate ones are much smaller than they were when I was a child.
I like the sugar ones when they have gone soft.

Quote: sootyj @ 19th February 2015, 2:19 PM GMT

Hot brie in a wooden box is awesome if messy, but great with onion chutney

Mmm, I used to like it with thick crusty bread and coleslaw. Brie that is, so no need for Sootyj to ask if that chat up line ever works.

Quote: zooo @ 19th February 2015, 1:24 PM GMT

I shall try that next time. I <3 scrambled egg.

I eat scrambled egg almost everyday.

Aw. You should get some pet chickens.

And a comfy toilet seat and a long book.

Quote: Lee @ 20th February 2015, 12:15 AM GMT

I eat scrambled egg almost everyday.

Well, you are bound to. >_<

Quote: zooo @ 20th February 2015, 12:16 AM GMT

Aw. You should get some pet chickens.

Don't make them pets! You won't be able to throttle them when they have finished their laying potential.

Hey Hercules should I be nice to a girl I'm dating?

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 20th February 2015, 9:24 AM GMT

Don't make them pets! You won't be able to throttle them when they have finished their laying potential.

Eek you killed Lucy Beale, Bluebeard!

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 20th February 2015, 9:24 AM GMT

You won't be able to throttle them when they have finished their laying potential.

Is that what you do to women as well? You cad.

Put some scallions in my scrambleds. Yummers! Nice one, soots.

I'd totally have chickens if I could be arsed.

Just got my regular crisps and nuts to sit down with while I watch telly - and eat them.

It got me thinking though about when you used to be able to get peanuts by the weight in Woolworths. They always seemed to have a lovely unique flavour.

Does anyone know if there's anywhere you can still get them like that?

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