Quote: sootyj @ June 26 2011, 9:02 PM BST28 gays later
zomie gay porn chiller
28 gays later sound interesting. 
Worst idea for a movie Page 25
The Evil Neds
Scottish chavs take over the world.
Nanny McAfee
Buck toothed magical child whisperer charms children and kills neighbours (alleged*) in Belize in equal measures.
*I'm not getting sued for £5
Quote: Will Cam @ December 10 2012, 11:28 PM GMTNanny McAfee
Buck toothed magical child whisperer charms children and kills neighbours (alleged*) in Belize in equal measures.
*I'm not getting sued for £5
Brilliant
Booyah!
Booyah!
Trifle
Bond gets his just desserts
Sky-fall
The film centres on Chicken Little investigating an attack on MI6; it transpires that the attack is part of a plot by a former MI6 operative to humiliate, discredit and kill M.
*It was only an acorn falling on your head you stupid feathered bastard!
Octopussy
Bond saves the world from an evil villainess with eight vaginas
Dr nu
Bond versus world Zionist conspiracy
Von Brian's Express
Annying robot from Confused.com leads a break out from Stalag run by Gay Nazi Meercats, only to be shot by traitorous Nazi opera singer from Go Compare.
BCG - the sequel to BFG starring Sootyj in his first part since coming out of the Workers Acting Cooperative.
Fanny by gaslight
About a man who meets a woman who will not make love with the lights on.
He devises a cunning plan to ignite his farts to get a look at what she's got.
Not the tragedy of how a queef started the great fire of london
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 19th February 2015, 12:30 PM GMTFanny by gaslight
About a man who meets a woman who will not make love with the lights on.
He devises a cunning plan to ignite his farts to get a look at what she's got.
You plagiarised that, wasn't it originally The Gas Man Cumeth?
Hamlet: Claudius(Vinny Jones) has killed his brother King Hamlet(Sylvester Stallone),taking the throne. However Claudius has not reckoned with the young Prince Hamlet(Steven Seagal) a disgraced former navy seal/CIA operative/burned out LA cop(delete as applicable)and his team: bad accents specialist Russell Crowe, one dimensional personality expert Tom Cruise, dizzy blonde, for once, Goldie Hawn, tedious revolutionary Russell Brand , and picking up an easy paycheck Judi Dench as "M". So begins a deadly
battle of wits for the throne with helicopters, car chases and a final martial arts duel to the death on the White House lawn.
Star Wars 12:A Return to the new hope of the subsequent following prequel(the directors cut)