You mean he was born?
Happy Birthday SootyJ Page 2
Happy birthday mate. Errr I mean old bean! 
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 16th February 2015, 8:24 PM GMTThank you.
Ditto. Fancy HGT being seventy? I personally thought that he'd enjoy being sixty-nine for longer.
Quote: TheBlueNun @ 16th February 2015, 9:57 PM GMTDitto. Fancy HGT being seventy? I personally thought that he'd enjoy being sixty-nine for longer.
And that from a Nun!
Quote: Marc P @ 16th February 2015, 9:54 PM GMTHappy birthday mate. Errr I mean old bean!
Thank you. 
Quote: TheBlueNun @ 16th February 2015, 9:57 PM GMTDitto. Fancy HGT being seventy? I personally thought that he'd enjoy being sixty-nine for longer.
Oooh! Naughty nun. 
Happy birthday Sootyj
Er, well, y'know, er, rock on Soots . . .
Happy birthday and all that . . .
Thanks all you crazy people
Happy Birthday you lovely big delicious sexii bundle of poo
Quote: lofthouse @ 18th February 2015, 9:47 PM GMTHappy Birthday you lovely big delicious sexii bundle of poo
Does that chat up line ever work?
Only on yer momma
Teehee!!!!!
Quote: lofthouse @ 18th February 2015, 9:58 PM GMTOnly on yer momma
Teehee!!!!!
You expressed an interest in catching, cooking and consuming Sooty in the past Lofthouse. Are you still up for the challenge?
His papal duties consume most of Lofty's time.
Quote: TheBlueNun @ 19th February 2015, 9:19 AM GMTYou expressed an interest in catching, cooking and consuming Sooty in the past Lofthouse. Are you still up for the challenge?
Well I had a nibble on his left buttock and to be honest , he's a bit ..tough
If you want to beat his body with a meat tenderiser for me, I'll tuck in happily
You can't rim for shit Lofty and that's literally and figeratively.