Newcastle United Interview

MAN IS BEING INTERVIEWED BY REPORTER, HE IS WEARING A NEWCASTLE UNITED FOOTBALL SHIRT. REPORTER IS FEMALE.

Reporter
So, after a 5 - 1 hammering from Manchester United, what's your opinion on Kevin Keegan?

Man
What a wanker he is! How he got the job, i'll never know.

Reporter
So, you're clearly not happy with the managers performance?

Man
Are you joking? He's an embarresment to the club,(LOOKS INTO CAMERA) bring back Roeder I say.

Reporter
But I thought Keegan was a hero at Newcastle United? Could not do anything wrong with the fans?

Man
Don't get me started here, the fans are bloody clueless, just like Keegan, the twat.

Reporter
(LOOKS AT CAMERA) Apologies for the language. Just try to keep calm sir.

Man
Yeah, I apologise for the language. But Keegans still a clueless idiot.

Reporter
Anyway,(SMILES)now you have got that off your chest, (SMILES) how does it feel to be Keegans new record signing?

That is most excellent!

as a Newcastle fan!

We love Keegan!!!

Good sketch though-I didnt see the ending coming.

Perhaps edit out

Reporter
(LOOKS AT CAMERA) Apologies for the language. Just try to keep calm sir.

Man
Yeah, I apologise for the language. But Keegans still a clueless idiot.

and end it with....

Reporter
(SMILES)Strong words there from Newcastle owner Mike Ashby. Back to the studio.

I dunno Baumski, to be honest I thought it was a good sketch as it was.

Agreed, it is a good sketch and whatever I posted doesn't change that.

Quote: Baumski @ February 27, 2008, 3:42 PM

Newcastle owner Mike Ashby

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Mike Ashley!

Quote: Quentin @ February 27, 2008, 4:23 PM

Mike Ashley!

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Bugger!

Quote: Baumski @ February 27, 2008, 4:24 PM

Bugger!

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I guess from that you've already submitted this then.

Oh no, not this one. I had an alternate Newcastle sketch in the last Newsrevue run without, might I add, thankfully, the typo.

nice one Paul.

Hi Paul,

I've liked a few of the sketches you've done before, but this one didn't really work for me (but you've had a lot of positive feedback, so thats a good thing). I really don't know why I didn't like it that much so my critique is kind of pointless; I did prefer Baumski's suggestion though. Sorry.

Thanks for all the feedback guys. It is much appreciated as always!

Quote: Ray Dawson @ February 27, 2008, 4:45 PM

nice one Paul.

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Ditto