It wouldn't be so bad if they hadn't (presumably?) CGId his bum to be so enormous, and put him in such fugly shorts.
Different shorts and/or different bum would have been fine.
What are you watching on TV? Page 2,000
Its a cut and shut,that's a mans top and a ladys bottom
Actually quite sexy
I mean you can drink beer with the top half and talk about war or football and share dirty jokes
Whilst shagging the bottom half
Sicko
Quote: lofthouse @ 9th February 2015, 10:46 PM GMT
Sicko
I'd prefer it the other way round
That way I could talk to the lady top half about frocks and make up and periods
And I could give the blokes half a reach around
Good grief Lofty have you stopped taking the cold baths again?
Australian version of I'm a celebrity. On Thursday night our own version of gogglebox starts. From the few bits I've seen of the Uk version and the promos for the local version, it looks like they tried to find similar 'characters'
The Avengers.
Quote: sootyj @ 9th February 2015, 10:19 PM GMTIts a cut and shut,that's a mans top and a ladys bottom
Actually quite sexy
I mean you can drink beer with the top half and talk about war or football and share dirty jokes
Whilst shagging the bottom half
Yes, been waiting--- ' Does that chat line ever work'?? 
Quote: dellas @ 11th February 2015, 6:36 AM GMTYes, been waiting--- '
Does that chat line ever work'??
At a bus queue.....some times
depends on how long they've been waiting and how cold they are.
Great International Railway Journeys on BBC4...they're showing Basel!
Was Sybil there? 
>_<
Now going to watch Count Arthur Strong from last night. 
Bnagcock airport
one of those BBC3 shows where they just film a bunch of interesting people in an interesting place great fun
the captain of police is called Sootyporn
Seinfeld - the fix up
Just....just.....completely brilliant