Justin Bieber
Perez Hilton
Katie Price
David Cameron
Gary Glitter
Waste Of Space Page 3
Quote: paulted @ 7th February 2015, 7:46 PM GMTEasy target I know-Katie Hopkins
Kevin Pietersen- me me me me me me me me me me me
Susan Calman- Ooooh I'm ironic
Victoria Coren- Smugness a speciality
Tom Cruise-Loving the range.......
Danny Dyer- see above
Russell Brand- Robin Hood reincarnated, yeah right
Gloria Hunniford- Guess what she's shoe horning into the interview again.....
The Middletons- The British Kardashians
David Jason-What next, Compo???
Adrian Chiles- Should be inflicted on Isis
The Kardashians- The American Middletons
Max Clifford- At least Savile has the manners to be dead and shut the f**k up
Katie Hopkins - absolutely
Kevin Pietersen- I don't even know what he looks like. Cricketer?
Susan Calman- I like her
Victoria Coren- she is smug, but also funny and I think she's pretty hot
Tom Cruise - Awful, manipulative, no talent bastard
Danny Dyer - Mockney
Russell Brand - Like Kenneth Williams combined with Rod Stewart, but shit
Gloria Hunniford- Guess what she's shoe horning into the interview again..... What? I'm at work when she's on anyway
The Middletons- Don't really agree with the concept of a Royal family, but they seem really nice
David Jason - I love Del Boy too much. And he was Dangermouse, and Count Duckula, one of the voices of my childhood
Adrian Chiles - There is one thing more annoying than him....football
The Kardashians- I do find it upsetting that naive young girls actually look up to them as role models. Very depressing
Max Clifford- Can't argue with this choice
Quote: Ben @ 7th February 2015, 8:56 PM GMTAnt and that f**king Dec.
I actually like them But I pretty much hate every show they've been associated with.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 7th February 2015, 9:13 PM GMTAngelina and Brad
Piers Morgan
Alan Carr
Phil Jupitus
Will.I.Am
Jack Whitehall
Neymar
Justin Bieber
Angelina and Brad - they are ok, but I hate the term 'Brangelina'
Alan Carr - he's alright, but his chat show is pretty bad
Phil Jupitus - yep. not even vaguely funny
Will.I.Am - yes. The name alone is enough
Jack Whitehall - yes. Doesn't even write his on material when he's on panel shows
Neymar - no idea who or what this is
Thought of one! Carol Vorderman. Simpering, unprincipled, pratt doing commercials on something supposed to help your health which is more likely shite.
Thought of one! Carol Vorderman. Simpering, unprincipled, pratt doing commercials on something supposed to help your health which is more likely shite.
Quote: keewik @ 7th February 2015, 11:48 PM GMTThought of one! Carol Vorderman. Simpering, unprincipled, pratt doing commercials on something supposed to help your health which is more likely shite.
Thought of one! Carol Vorderman. Simpering, unprincipled, pratt doing commercials on something supposed to help your health which is more likely shite.
And she won't go to bed with me despite frequent emails ! 
My list:
Nicholas Cage
Robbie Williams
all judges on talent shows
All three Top Gear presenters (mainly Clarkson)
James Corden
Most DJs
Keith Lemon (but not necessarily Leigh Francis)
Some of the Loose Women
Brendon O'Carroll (I actually find him quite likeable, but he created Mrs Brown's Boys, so...)
Everyone from those 'Real Housewives of...' shows
My real bug bear is actors and musicians who try to portray a tough guy image (off screen), but have nothing to back it up with. They often claim to have done all their own stunts when they blatantly didn't:
Most rappers
Russell Crowe
Tom Hardy
Bruce Willis
Mark Wahlburg
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Harrison Ford
Steve McQueen
Errol Flynn
Michelle Rodrigez
Vinnie Jones
Will Smith
Vin Diesel
Diesel is the worst. When promoting the awful film 'XXX', I saw him claim in an interview that he did all his own stunts. Not only is it very clear when he was doubled, his stunt double died during the making of the film in a stunt that went wrong. Vin Diesel is just some c**t who got lucky.
What have Harrison Ford and Michelle Rodriguez done?
Quote: zooo @ 8th February 2015, 12:23 AM GMTWhat have Harrison Ford and Michelle Rodriguez done?
Nothing major (certainly no where near as bad as Crowe, McQueen or Diesel), but they do both come across as wanting people to think they are genuinely tough when you see them interviewed.
Most of the legitimately real life tough actors don't feel the need to reinforce a false machismo when seen in public or promoting a film (eg: Jackie Chan, Sammo Hung, Cynthia Rothrock, Tony Jaa, Bruce Lee, Brandon Lee, Jet Li, Buster Keaton and many more)
So difficult to choose but as a first punt (in no particular order except the first two)
Michael McIntyre
Jimmy Carr
Russell Brand
Dara O'Brian ( or however you spell the fat bald twat's name)
Jeremy Clarkson
Jonathan Ross
Ant and f**kin' Dec
Simon Cowell
Louis Walsh (one day I'm going to hunt you down and stick that biro right up your arse.)
Sarah Millican (as funny as Ebola)
Victoria Wood
George Galloway
Nick Clegg
Eric Pickles
Jose Maurinho
(is this becoming a hate list?)
More later . . . .
Don't think I've ever seen Rodriguez interviewed. I wouldn't pick a fight with her though.
Dunno if I intended this to be a hate list as some have hinted, but just people who "get on my tits", and certainly didn't intend it to be the coming of the Fourth Reich............carry on. 
Quote: Oldrocker @ 8th February 2015, 12:47 AM GMTSo difficult to choose but as a first punt (in no particular order except the first two)
Michael McIntyre
Jimmy Carr
Russell Brand
Dara O'Brian ( or however you spell the fat bald twat's name)
Jeremy Clarkson
Jonathan Ross
Ant and f**kin' Dec
Simon Cowell
Louis Walsh (one day I'm going to hunt you down and stick that biro right up your arse.)
Sarah Millican (as funny as Ebola)
Victoria Wood
George Galloway
Nick Clegg
Eric Pickles
Jose Maurinho
(is this becoming a hate list?)More later . . . .
Get it off yer chest OR 
Quote: zooo @ 8th February 2015, 12:49 AM GMTDon't think I've ever seen Rodriguez interviewed. I wouldn't pick a fight with her though.
This is my point. You have no reason to think that.
Action ladies:
Gina Carano: Professional MMA fighter = Genuine tough
Cynthia Rothrock: 5x undefeated world weapons & forms champion = Genuine tough
Zoe Bell: Professional stunt woman turned actress = Genuine tough
Michelle Rodriguez: just an actress = Pretend tough
To be honest, I don't dislike her, I slightly regret including her on my list. She was great in 'Girlfight' and it's good to see an openly bisexual actress in Hollywood whose sexuality doesn't seem to affect the roles she's offered.
Quote: DougWonnacott @ 8th February 2015, 11:15 PM GMTMichelle Rodriguez: just an actress = Pretend tough
To be honest, I don't dislike her, I slightly regret including her on my list. She was great in 'Girlfight' and it's good to see an openly bisexual actress in Hollywood whose sexuality doesn't seem to affect the roles she's offered.
True, but to act convincingly as a fighter/cop/etc you must get taught and then retain SOME decent moves.
She could certainly kick my ass. But then most people probably can.
She can KISS my ass.
Who is she by the way? lol
Ah ok. She doesn't seem keen on the prospect.
I knew there was another one lurking in the back of me nut..........
Joe Swash - God what a twat!
Will someone punch his lights out for me if they get near enough? Thank you!
Joe Swash!!?? such a nonebrity, his national insurance number is in witness protection