British Comedy Guide

Waste Of Space

People that get on my tits so much that I have to turn them off whenever they appear.

My mix here of "actors", unfunny people, so called presenters, mouthy pundits and C rated "celebs" - so here's your starter for ten...........

Timmy Mallett
Russell Howard
Liz Bonnin
Lucy Porter
Martin Freeman
Reginald D. Hunter
John McCririck
Alan Hansen
Piers Morgan
Jeremy Kyle

Mayhap you like some of them and cannot understand my choices - so what are yours?

Aw, poor Reginald and Liz Bonnin. I can understand the rest.

I don't necessarily hate these people, but for whatever reason I don't want to see them on my telly.

John McCririck,
Nina Conti,
Justin Bieber,
Dynamo.
Am quite sick of Lady Gaga as well.

Bit disappointed not to see my name :)

But you're not on'telly...............or are you? :O

I couldn't possibly comment. ;)

I do have a plate for a head!

Quote: Marc P @ 7th February 2015, 4:49 PM GMT

I couldn't possibly comment. ;)

So you are Hugh! And I claim my 10/-d

Easy target I know-Katie Hopkins
Kevin Pietersen- me me me me me me me me me me me
Susan Calman- Ooooh I'm ironic
Victoria Coren- Smugness a speciality
Tom Cruise-Loving the range.......
Danny Dyer- see above
Russell Brand- Robin Hood reincarnated, yeah right
Gloria Hunniford- Guess what she's shoe horning into the interview again.....
The Middletons- The British Kardashians
David Jason-What next, Compo???
Adrian Chiles- Should be inflicted on Isis
The Kardashians- The American Middletons
Max Clifford- At least Savile has the manners to be dead and shut the f**k up

Ant and that f**king Dec.

Angelina and Brad

Piers Morgan

Alan Carr

Phil Jupitus

Will.I.Am

Jack Whitehall

Neymar

Justin Bieber

Quote: Ben @ 7th February 2015, 8:56 PM GMT

Ant and that f**king Dec.

"the modern Morecambe and Wise"

Quote: paulted @ 7th February 2015, 9:15 PM GMT

"the modern Morecambe and Wise"

That's an insult! :O

Sorry! They're really the new Derek and Clive

Quote: paulted @ 7th February 2015, 9:26 PM GMT

Sorry! They're really the new Derek and Clive

I would love to hear Derek and Clive's response to that.

Jedward minus the talent....

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