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Quote: A Horseradish @ 4th February 2015, 9:19 PM GMT
John Nott. Walks out of interview..........F**king arrogant twat.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 4th February 2015, 9:23 PM GMTJohn Nott. Walks out of interview..........F**king arrogant twat.
You didn't know?
Excellent.
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Quote: A Horseradish @ 4th February 2015, 9:25 PM GMTYou didn't know?
Excellent.
Stay tuned for more from the world's slowest ever news service.
We will be bringing you all our latest when we can be arsed.
Oh, I knew alright - remember seeing the c**t.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 4th February 2015, 9:28 PM GMTOh, I knew alright - remember seeing the c**t.
He was the last person to commence his parliamentary career under the virtually obsolete National Liberal label. Not a lot of people know that. He is also still alive so might reply to your accurate description of him. On the plus side, he hasn't, erm, departed with a purely private funeral that is so private that its timing has been entirely "forgotten" by the press. Currently on our Channel 2, there is football where the commentators get drunk at exactly the same rate as the viewers so as to make total sense to them throughout the match.
Quote: A Horseradish @ 4th February 2015, 9:34 PM GMTHe was the last person to commence his parliamentary career under the virtually obsolete National Liberal label. Not a lot of people know that. He is also still alive so might reply to your accurate description of him.
So glad you agree.
Ben has some liver and bacon on its way!
He also needs more hours in the day.
Or maybe he could just work harder.
You have a take away that delivers liver and bacon?
Liver? 
starting to think I should be vegetarian.
That's offal!
Billwill fitting picture rails wot he bought before & painted white 2 days ago.
Involves drilling holes in his newly repaired & painted walls, but hopefully these will be that last holes in walls ever needed in that bedroom.
Quote: billwill @ 7th February 2015, 2:35 PM GMTInvolves drilling holes in his newly repaired & painted walls, but hopefully these will be that last holes in walls ever needed in that bedroom.
You have cash machines in your bedroom Bill? That's impressive.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ 7th February 2015, 5:37 PM GMTYou have cash machines in your bedroom Bill? That's impressive.
Sitting in a pub with a pint and a book. Neither of these things is conducive to the things I should be doing like saving money or cleaning the flat.
Ben has just been on Skype!