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Quote: Oldrocker @ 2nd February 2015, 4:48 PM GMT

You're all talking about Norfolk but that's not the sort of broads we want to see on this thread.

Broad enough for you OR?

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Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 2nd February 2015, 4:45 PM GMT

flat - like the people who live there I'm given to understand.

Yo better believe it flabmesiter. You can bounce bowling balls off my abs!

:)

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 2nd February 2015, 5:00 PM GMT

Broad enough for you OR?

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Is that Lola Ferrari? RIP.

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 2nd February 2015, 6:24 PM GMT

Is that Lola Ferrari? RIP.

No. My old wet nurse. >_<

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 2nd February 2015, 6:50 PM GMT

No. My old wet nurse. >_<

I hate to disillusion you HGT, but surely saline implants impede the function of the milk ducts?

How ridiculously gorgeous was Diana Rigg back in 1967?

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No wonder that her daughter is so cute too.

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Quote: TheBlueNun @ 2nd February 2015, 7:30 PM GMT

I hate to disillusion you HGT, but surely saline implants impede the function of the milk ducts?

I wondered why it was salty. :(

Quote: Marc P @ 2nd February 2015, 5:10 PM GMT

Yo better believe it flabmesiter. You can bounce bowling balls off my abs!

:)

What other balls have you bounced on your abs?

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 2nd February 2015, 9:22 PM GMT

What other balls have you bounced on your abs?

Malteesers. Ginny and Jane.

Quote: TheBlueNun @ 2nd February 2015, 1:51 PM GMT

Well....I liked it and thought that it showed promise. Some of the guys from The London Comedy Writers made a film last year or 2013ish and I've only seen the trailer; I shall enquire whether anyone has a copy.

I don't really know a great deal about Tim Wonnacott, but believe that he's a typical TV antiques expert replete with blazer/cravat/monocole. My Mother would know though, she's done nowt much than watch daytime telly since she retired last year.

Well thank you. If you weren't a cheap bottle of wine I would ask you out, but sadly I don't drink.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 2nd February 2015, 4:48 PM GMT

You're all talking about Norfolk but that's not the sort of broads we want to see on this thread.

Laughing out loud

Shut Yarmouth!

Quote: Tony Cowards @ 2nd February 2015, 7:48 PM GMT

How ridiculously gorgeous was Diana Rigg back in 1967?

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No wonder that her daughter is so cute too.

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Yes and yes. If I was going to pick a top six (couldn't narrow it down to five) James Bond ladies, they would be:

1 Michelle Yeoh as Wai Lin in Tomorrow Never Dies
2 Maud Adams as Andrea Anders in The Man with the Golden Gun & Octopussy (tee hee) in Octopussy (tee hee)
3 Barbara Bach as Major Anya Amasova a.k.a Agent XXX (ooooh) in The Spy Who Loved Me
4 Diana Rigg as Teresa di Vicenzo/Bond in On Her Majesty's Secret Service
5 Carole Bouquet as Melina Havelock in For Your Eyes Only
6 Famke Janssen as Xenia Onatopp (snigger) in Goldeneye

Tick VG Maud Adams

Michelle Yeoh

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Maud Adams
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Barbara Bach
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Diana Rigg
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Carole Bouquet
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Famke Janssen
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This is why most men want to be James Bond.

And why most women hate James Bond because he made some men think they could be a smug, smarmy twat and still pull anyone they want. ;)

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