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BCG Fantasy Premier League 2014/15 Page 34

I'm hanging on at the top for dear life! Can we stop the game now?

Don't worry just build up an unassailable lead. it's easy

Got very confused with the wildcard system this time. Have a feeling that something horrendous might have happened in terms of points deductions. So I won't be resting easily until a quarter past twelve of the clock.

Did you activate your wildcard

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 31st January 2015, 11:35 AM GMT

Did you activate your wildcard

Steve, I did at the end but I went through a lot of transfers earlier in the week which I confirmed then and subsequently changed. Do you think I will be alright? This week has been confusing to put it mildly. I even made the final changes in a bit of a haze. I would be gutted if the earlier ones amounted to penalty points.

You are fine

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 31st January 2015, 12:22 PM GMT

You are fine

That's good - many thanks.

The only mistake now is that I thought this week was the wild card deadline.

But that isn't terrible news.

I wild carded at the last minute as well

Wish I hadn't benched Kane though

Well I've been filing my tax return today so I know nothing about the games except the scores and some of them look pretty unlikely, especially a hatrick for sunbed-tester and part-time clown Jon Walters. QPR must've been even more shit than normal.

And what the f**k happened at Selhurst? Also 4 cs pts. for Baines really shouldn't happen now with him playing in midfield - unless they also give them to Hazard, and Chadli and others.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 31st January 2015, 4:22 PM GMT

Wish I hadn't benched Kane though

Not sure why you did - far more likely to score than Sterling or Di Maria.

I see Marcin Wasilewski scored for Leicester. I had him for a while earlier in the season but I wouldn't have put him in against United so whatever, eh.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 31st January 2015, 4:22 PM GMT

I wild carded at the last minute as well

Wish I hadn't benched Kane though

The Gunners have saved you.

Not only that.

It looks like Floringham Pottist will be No 1 tonight.

(Commiserations to Villa fans. Randy Lerner must sell the club immediately to William Windsor.)

Quote: A Horseradish @ 1st February 2015, 4:29 PM GMT

The Gunners have saved you.

Not only that.

It looks like Floringham Pottist will be No 1 tonight.

(Commiserations to Villa fans. Randy Lerner must sell the club immediately to William Windsor.)

Well in that case I'm glad I panicked
I just wish Don was still here to enjoy it with me

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 1st February 2015, 8:49 PM GMT

Well in that case I'm glad I panicked
I just wish Don was still here to enjoy it with me

It is the case. You got a whopping 85.

Congratulations - and also to Alf Kipper for his 80.

Also, please don't make a habit of it. :)

I've been trying to sum up 2014/15 in a single image, but there's too many to choose from...

Left Kane on the bench and Bertrand got sent off.

Jesus!

And I don't mean Navas!

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