My debut book SEX, LIES AND CHOCOLATE CAKES (The Secret Eater's Diary) is now available to buy from Amazon for the princely sum of 99p. Please buy it. I need to get some bread and milk
http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00RPPHANS?%2AVersion%2A=1&%2Aentries%2A=0
After accidentally exposing himself to his son's girlfriend, and realising that because of his over-hanging stomach, she couldn't actually see anything, Eric Baxter decides it's time he went on a diet. Unfortunately, due to an exercise allergy, and an eating obsession, it isn't going to be as easy as he first thought.
Throw in a battle of wits with his neighbour's cat over toilet rights to his garden, a son who lives in the shed and dreams of being discovered on The X Factor, a stroppy teenage daughter with a Wayne Rooney fixation, a wife who doesn't want to sleep with him anymore, and an amorous work colleague who does, and you have all the ingredients to Sex, Lies and Chocolate Cakes: The Secret Eater's Diary.