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What's the best religion?

I'm quite fond of Buddhists. They seem to cause the least trouble in the world, and wish no ill of anyone. I also quite like Scientology. I know it's founder was a failed sci-fi who spent his last days waited on hand and foot by fourteen year olds in hotpants, but I've always thought it seems relatively harmless. I don't understand why the German's get so exorcised about it.

The Magical Aura of Laura. Obviously.

The Vietnamese religion of Caodai is pretty cool.

they've recycled all the 'best bits' of other religions.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cao_Dai#

Their ‘Saints’ are quite unusual as well, including:
Joan of Arc,
Victor Hugo,
Descartes,
Shakespeare,
Lenin
Louis Pasteur

Some of their religious artefacts are also made out of recycled material (i.e. Old milk bottles)

Quote: chipolata @ February 27, 2008, 11:06 AM

I'm quite fond of Buddhists. They seem to cause the least trouble in the world, and wish no ill of anyone. I also quite like Scientology. I know it's founder was a failed sci-fi who spent his last days waited on hand and foot by fourteen year olds in hotpants, but I've always thought it seems relatively harmless. I don't understand why the German's get so exorcised about it.

One of the beliefs of Scientology is that they have the right to kill non-believers. Not only pretty heavy stuff for a modern religion but totally unacceptable for any religion!

Quote: Griff @ February 27, 2008, 11:22 AM

Alan Moore (who knows the score) worships Glycon, a second-century Roman snake god. That's got to be worth a go, surely.

How many extra 'Bank Holidays' do you get? Always worth considering when deciding what your faith is :D

Matrixism seems a good one. Plus you get to wear cool shades and dress up in kinky pvc suits! Check it out. http://www.geocities.com/matrixism/

Quote: Perry Nium @ February 27, 2008, 11:37 AM

Matrixism seems a good one. Plus you get to wear cool shades and dress up in kinky pvc suits! Check it out. http://www.geocities.com/matrixism/

Laughing out loud

Sixth Law of Matrixism.....all forms of professional athletic competition have now been abrogated.

Not written by geeks then Laughing out loud

Quote: Griff @ February 27, 2008, 11:22 AM

Alan Moore (who knows the score) worships Glycon, a second-century Roman snake god. That's got to be worth a go, surely.

An Alan Moore reference and a bit of PWEI thrown in for good measure. You've just become my new favourite person, Griff.

Scientology is only available to Hollywood stars isnt it? as long as they agree to make extremely crazy videos explaining why they are how they are and how wonderfully helpful they are .

I personally do not want Tom Cruise anywhere near me when Im screaming at the other driver after an accident in my batmobile ,thank you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius

In Bob we trust

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt9MP70ODNw

I was a 37th level Scinetologist and 4th level Thetan, thing is for 4th level I'd need to be bummed by Tom Cruise

Quote: sootyj @ February 27, 2008, 12:23 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius

In Bob we trust

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt9MP70ODNw

I was a 37th level Scinetologist and 4th level Thetan, thing is for 4th level I'd need to be bummed by Tom Cruise

People die for their religion...you show a lack of commitment...actually yes I can see the dilemma.

Death I wouldn't have minded.

But being assaulted from behind by a 4 foot sex midget, shouting,

"I want the truth, and Booyah,"

That was George Bush's campaign slogan

I am a proud member of the Spaghedeity religion.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

A guy at work actually put it in the suggestion box and claimed if they didn't respect his religion he would take legal action.

the company replied with: We're looking into it. Laughing out loud

I also worship the FLying Spaghetti Monster, and am currently dressed like a pirate, and talking like one.

Ahha me Jim Lad Pieces of Grape.

Weebob.

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