A Horseradish
Friday 16th January 2015 3:16pm [Edited]
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Quote: Oldrocker @ 16th January 2015, 2:19 PM GMT
That has an odd resonance.
If anyone is thinking of getting rid of their bed for three months and combining it with a serious attempt at stopping smoking, expect the following: a thumping heartbeat on awakening, neck and shoulders felt to be somewhere else in the living room, lurid dreams in which you are ordering yourself to take your hands off my throat, a terrifying sense of imminent death, a total change in the perception of the relationship with your parents, the perception of a ghostly figure standing beside you in the kitchen making life difficult for you and, yes, it's you, a dramatic fall-out with the regular GP and being moved to one considered more suitable, chats with a chemist who, while utterly charming, notes that you are, quote, complex and ultimately the collapse of the food swallowing reflex that only odd trains of word association then miraculously resolve.
Just sayin'.