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Quote: Lee @ 13th January 2015, 12:41 PM GMT

Don't stumble across many a wild boar, Bill.

http://www.britishwildboar.org.uk/

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Rats are dangerous because of Weil's disease.

Did Chris Evans used to suffer from that.

Quote: billwill @ 13th January 2015, 12:33 PM GMT

> what's our most dangerous animal, the rat maybe?

or foxes; they are known to attack babies.

You could say that about Chav's pitbulls or any other trophy dog.

Quote: billwill @ 13th January 2015, 12:33 PM GMT

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or foxes; they are known to attack babies.

Aaarrrgghh! I must defend foxes. How often do you read about foxes actually attacking any human? It's rare. How often do you read about dogs attacking and, often, killing humans. Every other bloody week.

Quote: Chappers @ 13th January 2015, 8:46 PM GMT

You could say that about Chav's pitbulls or any other trophy dog.

Quote: keewik @ 13th January 2015, 10:24 PM GMT

Aaarrrgghh! I must defend foxes. How often do you read about foxes actually attacking any human? It's rare. How often do you read about dogs attacking and, often, killing humans. Every other bloody week.

See?

Quote: keewik @ 13th January 2015, 10:24 PM GMT

Aaarrrgghh! I must defend foxes. How often do you read about foxes actually attacking any human? It's rare. How often do you read about dogs attacking and, often, killing humans. Every other bloody week.

The fact that you don't hear about it, is what makes it sinister.

And frankly all those rich people and horses and dogs chasing foxes, what did the foxes do to upset them so much.

Quote: Gazzo @ 5th January 2015, 11:00 PM GMT

It's annoying to decide which Only You song is better. The Yazoo original or the Flying Pickets cover? What do you think? It's hard to choose.

I like the Yazoo original....but the chocolate is not bad either.

Quote: sootyj @ 13th January 2015, 10:51 PM GMT

The fact that you don't hear about it, is what makes it sinister.

And frankly all those rich people and horses and dogs chasing foxes, what did the foxes do to upset them so much.

May the God of zebras bless you. *snigger*

Quote: sootyj @ 13th January 2015, 2:50 PM GMT

Did Chris Evans used to suffer from that.

Not that I know of.
Or if it was a joke, it went over my head.

People who when asked if they are able to take on extra work knowing entirely what it will involve agree to it. Then after it is done act as though they were not given an option to decline and that it really was to much and they knew it would be.

Then when you apologise and tell them to say no next time they say "oh no it's ok but it really is a lot of work".

Clearly you do care or you would not be complaining. Also I can't read minds so if you say "yes" but inside your head are thinking "oh crap" I can't tell.

Quote: Nogget @ 14th January 2015, 7:43 AM GMT

Not that I know of.
Or if it was a joke, it went over my head.

Joke? Unimpressed

Never thought about this until I became an old fart, but people (usually in the media) who say someone is X years young. No they/we are not and stop being patronising - we're old. :(

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 15th January 2015, 4:55 PM GMT

Never thought about this until I became an old fart, but people (usually in the media) who say someone is X years young. No they/we are not and stop being patronising - we're old. :(

I was listening to an interview with Des O'Connor recently.

He doesn't agree with you on this point.

And in age terms, you could have been his love child. :)

Quote: A Horseradish @ 15th January 2015, 6:44 PM GMT

I was listening to an interview with Des O'Connor recently.

He doesn't agree with you on this point.

And in age terms, you could have been his love child. :)

DADDY! :)

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Yes, that even looks like me! :O

Breast feeding time was great!!

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