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To be fair some of the sketches posted here are going to have knockers.

Dear Webcam
To accuse me of not being funny personally, is not critique but ridicule.
I see no wrong in defending my work against what I believe to be unfair criticism
I still maintain the post to be a well written social comment about the sad and lonely at the turn of each year.
The inventive mind only available to the human.
The soaring spirit able to relegate past failures by looking to the future.
Written in the strongest language shrouded in black comedy.
It must have struck a subliminal chord attracting over 45 posts.
But I have failed because you are struggling to understand
I am working on a Janet and John version. Hope this makes it easier.

Sorry, I forgot, and we like cats/

Poundland have just reported a 100% increase in sales of Catmint.

Jerf,you have a very selective memory.
You posted your piece and it was ignored for two days.
OK it was the holidays, but usually 'no response' means that people don't like something and can't think of anything they can say to help.
Time to move on, as they say - that's what most people do.
Not you, though.
Two days later, with still no response, you goaded MarcP into responding by making highly insulting comments about him.
Please don't moan about being persecuted or ground down by criticism when you bring it on yourself.
It won't wash.
Critique is a useful resource for a lot of people - it doesn't need cluttering up with this sort of nonsense.

Lazzard, do you take notes?
How patronising, accusing MarcP of being goaded.
I doubt the man could be goaded into any retort.
I'm not moaning, just carrying on the spirit of crosstalk comedy.
Everything I post is lighthearted banter.
What's 'really' wrong Lazzard, cat died?.

Again with the cat motif.

Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ 11th January 2015, 10:04 AM GMT

Ditto Willcam.

Wave

very funny

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