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What was the last thing you bought? Page 6

Camera and two lenses

Didn't you want to keep them?

(Ancient joke from my school days)

Quote: Oldrocker @ 5th January 2015, 9:55 PM GMT

And he liked railways which made him even more special. :)

Got all his DVDs - love watching him "at work". :D

Quote: Chappers @ 5th January 2015, 11:27 PM GMT

Didn't you want to keep them?

(Ancient joke from my school days)

This has me puzzled :D unless lens/lendsies

Quote: Oldrocker @ 5th January 2015, 9:30 PM GMT

We get ours in a box . .

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for some reason, that looks gross to me lol

Quote: Roxxy Haze @ 6th January 2015, 3:44 PM GMT

for some reason, that looks gross to me lol

Likewise. "Just add cheese, guacamole, jalapeños, sour cream" -- so what's in the box? Just tortilla chips?

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Joint Christmas present for my two daughters.
It is beyond gorgeous.

Is that some sort of Hipster briefcase?

Quote: Marc P @ 6th January 2015, 8:09 AM GMT

This has me puzzled :D unless lens/lendsies

That reminds me of the other poor camera related pun:-

Handsome photographer shows interest and points his camera at two girls

One says "Is he going to focus"

Other "Ooh, I hope so, and I'll go first"

Quote: Lazzard @ 6th January 2015, 4:11 PM GMT
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Joint Christmas present for my two daughters.
It is beyond gorgeous.

Looking at one of those maybe for my birthday lol. Probably not as many knobs!
:)

Between them there's one guitar, one uke and one vocal.
Hence the high knob-count.
I was sick and tired of them having their performance ruined by dip-shit PA operators.
This way they have control.

Could someone make a knob gag to get it over and done with please?

Quote: Lazzard @ 7th January 2015, 9:37 AM GMT

Between them there's one guitar, one uke and one vocal.
Hence the high knob-count.
I was sick and tired of them having their performance ruined by dip-shit PA operators.
This way they have control.

Youtube?

Quote: Marc P @ 7th January 2015, 10:03 AM GMT

Youtube?

Not sure they have the nerve.
People are so vile to you on YouTube - especially to girls.

They just do the odd live gig, local X-factor type things....

Shame... Tell them to use vimeo... You don't get casual browsers there. Show them my Christmas video card... They can learn a lot from that ! ;)

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