Quote: zooo @ 3rd January 2015, 12:33 AM GMT
A cat providing an occasional bit of free manure for your garden is preferable to a dog, which is more likely to leap your garden fence and bite your child's face off.
I also have no clue what a kilometre is. Or a height in centimetres, or weight in kilos (that's probably not metric though).
Let me state that I am not anti-cat as we have owned, over the years, four (and four dogs), but I would hardly call the vile excretion that emanates from a cat's rear end, manure.
Also I remember in the late 70s being given a passion flower cutting which I nurtured in the kitchen before planting it out in a nice soft bed by the house, which started to take until our cat pissed in the bed and killed it stone dead.
Kilos are metric by the way - Metric Mile WTF is that.