I am generally fairly anti NY Resolutions, but it is always good to have writing goals.
My goal is to finish my first TV drama to a standard that I am happy with.
Any others?
Writing New Year's Resolutions
I am actually going to stop fannying around on the Internet and sit down and write a radio comedy. I don't care if it's a crock of dung, I just think that it's time.
I will also learn bb code.
My New Year's Resolution is to stop talking about the Spice Girls. It's what I want, what I really really want. It's gotta stop right now, thank you very much. Goodbye, my friend.
Well, my New Year revolution is to stop replacing resolution with revolution whenever I mention a New Year resolution, as New Year revolution isn't very funny at all.
Be more proactive.
And always be working on the next thing.
Will all members resolve to uphold the core principle of BCG (comedy) by writing something funny on Sootyj's joke channel.
ComedyWriterDude and I will stand by to learn from the masters.
Go ahead and make our day.
Quote: Mikey Jackson @ 28th December 2014, 3:56 PM GMTWell, my New Year revolution is to stop replacing resolution with revolution whenever I mention a New Year resolution, as New Year revolution isn't very funny at all.
Wouldn't a high revoloution TV just give you seizures.
My first goal is to sleep with every single one of you.
My second goal is to find somebody who wants something written for them, then write it. Got fed up of writing brilliant things and not having anybody interested in them.
Thridly, I must collect my sketches from the criteek section and store them on my computer.
Fourthly, write more non-person specific sketches.
Quote: Tiggy @ 30th December 2014, 10:49 AM GMTMy first goal is to sleep with every single one of you.
My second goal is to find somebody who wants something written for them, then write it. Got fed up of writing brilliant things and not having anybody interested in them.
Thridly, I must collect my sketches from the criteek section and store them on my computer.
Fourthly, write more non-person specific sketches.
Have you got a Sasco year plan for the first one complete with the requisite coloured stars and circles? Probably your first step should involve you attending the next drinks outing and make your moves(s) from there?
Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ 29th December 2014, 6:12 PM GMTWill all members resolve to uphold the core principle of BCG (comedy) by writing something funny on Sootyj's joke channel.
ComedyWriterDude and I will stand by to learn from the masters.Go ahead and make our day.
Yes, I'm forming some ideas on my head as I type. They will undoubtedly include a series of instant messages pinging back and forth between the UK and Australia complaining about how raw talent is so often mistaken for complete horseshit.
Quote: Tiggy @ 30th December 2014, 10:49 AM GMTMy first goal is to sleep with every single one of you.
I meant "Finnish sleeping" with every one of you. I'm not going to redo the ones I've already done.
Quote: Tiggy @ 30th December 2014, 12:05 PM GMTI meant "Finnish sleeping" with every one of you. I'm not going to redo the ones I've already done.
What's 'Finnish Sleeping?' Is that making love with pickled fish present in the bedroom?
Tiggy, have you met my friend Comedy Writer Dude? You have similar typing styles.
Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ 30th December 2014, 1:30 PM GMTTiggy, have you met my friend Comedy Writer Dude? You have similar typing styles.
...but you can understand Tiggy's prose.
I included a spare 'n' in case I eeded it later.