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Quote: Marc P @ 28th December 2014, 10:07 PM GMT

Barbara once hugged me saying aren't you clever then told me I had made her stomach and her fanny clench with emotion. I took it as a compliment.

Did her bra fly off?

When I was about 12, my mum took me to the theatre to see a production of 'Of Mice and Men' (I'd just read the book and loved it).

We were in the second row. Clive Mantle (playing the part of Lennie) was going a bit overboard with his american accent and ended up managing to spit all over my face.

Quote: zooo @ 28th December 2014, 10:17 PM GMT

That kind of post needs prior warning.

That's what I told her!

Hey Lofty terrorists just dropped an atom bomb on the queen

Quote: lofthouse @ 28th December 2014, 10:26 PM GMT

Did her bra fly off?

why you unpatriotic little toe rag.

For those of you who are more mature, I once passed within a hair's breadth of Gregory Peck on George Street in Edinburgh. I couldn't believe it had happened. It was 1970 and the Commonwealth games were on so maybe that was why he was there. I suppose he must have been quite old but he still looked gorgeous.

I had this post read by Marc P.

Quote: Nogget @ 29th December 2014, 8:18 AM GMT

I had this post read by Nogget.

Quote: keewik @ 28th December 2014, 11:25 PM GMT

For those of you who are more mature, I once passed within a hair's breadth of Gregory Peck on George Street in Edinburgh.

Mature? On this forum?

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I'm enjoying this thread. I was also watching a play about the Potsdon Conference with my mother in the 1990s and waved to Richard Wilson who was also in the audience.

Me and my mates once waved through a window at Jonathan Ross. He was in Chinatown in a restaurant with his family.

He didn't look very impressed.

It didn't help that we were shouting "JOOOOOOHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNATTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!" at him.

My aunt once met this geezer.

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He was much older by then.

When I was a babby, my Nan bought a babby bath off a woman who lived a few doors away. She'd kept the bath for some reason (other kids?) after Billy Dainty had long finished with it.

Fletches daughter from Porridge helped host a quiz at my work once
I had a chat with her about Eldorado & being a seventies sex symbol

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 3rd January 2015, 10:05 PM GMT

Fletches daughter from Porridge helped host a quiz at my work once
I had a chat with her about Eldorado & being a seventies sex symbol

And what did she say about you being a 70s sex symbol?

Ahhhhh, Patricia Brake Lovey

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