This is quite a crowded field, but for me it would be any of the cast of Two Pints Of Lager, with special attention payed to Ralf Little and the perpetually smug Will Mellor. I'd also like to give a good slap, possibly even a wedgy, to whoever signed up Graham Norton at the BBC. None of his shows have worked, and he'd been a monumental waist of license payers money.
Ricky Gervais, all he seems to do is moan about his fame, he is the Robbie Williams of comedy and I agree about Graham Norton
Lee (or Leigh, I wish I cared) Francis needs a good twatting.
Quote: swerytd @ March 2, 2007, 2:38 PMLee (or Leigh, I wish I cared) Francis needs a good twatting.
Nick Hancock. He really pisses me off.
Russell Brand, the least funny c*** in the world of comedy.
jim carey, anyone from hope & faith, that sreechy one from two pints and jo brand, (although i'd do jo brand from behind,(not in that way).
p.s we could run a survey on this and whoever gets the most votes gets a whack, i know some chavs that would happily film it on their mobiles.
Will Mellor yes. But I quite like most of the other people mentioned so far!
For me, Peter Kaye I think. He could do with a right good slapping.
Peter Kay.
Ricky Gervais.
Alan Carr.
Tony Blair. (Surely his bullshit is classed as humour?)
Probably more.
(1) Ardal O'Hanlon (a great character written for him on Father Ted but on his own in the big wide world of comedy - absolutely hopeless).
(2) Sandi Toksvig (don't get me wrong, nothing against lesbians - just this one - as a matter of fact I rather like our friends from Lesbia - I'd love to visit there one day for an all-inclusive break).
(3) Vic Reeves (I know a lot of you out there might like this guy but for me he just assumes that if it is surreal it must be funny - and I'm sorry but it just aint - Bob's definitely the funnier of the two). Ever wanted to swap Bob's big comedy Frying Pan for a real one? - I know I have.
(4) Duncan Norvelle (remember him anyone? - spent years earning his crust by touching men and saying 'chase me chase me') - I would, with a Baseball Bat.
(5) Jim Davidson (do I need to explain this one - conservative twat).
(6) Ardal O'Hanlon again
erm..I think that's it (for now)
1) Jimmy Car
2) Al Murray (Now don't get me wrong I think Al is a legend but this is the way that "MEN" greet each other so I would be doin him and myself a dis-service)
I forgot to add in my original post: anybody who takes part in these lazy shows to humiliate members of the public. The Balls Of Steel cast would all benefit from a good kicking. It's not big, and it's not clever for highly paid twats in the media to belittle memembers of the public.
Trigger Happy TV was great though but Balls of Steel is just a lame rip off of that, Dennis Pennis and The 11 O'Clock Show.
I'm not sure whether James Nesbitt can be classified as a comedy star but he is in need of a good hiding.
HMM,
DAWN FRENCH
REBECCA FRONT
BILLY CONNOLY
VICTORIA WOOD
JIMMY TARBUCK
JO BRAND
WHOOPI GOLDBERG
I WOULD JUST LOVE TO TIE THEM TO A TREE AND WITCH BURN THE BASTARDS