Quote: bushbaby @ 19th December 2014, 4:37 PM GMTP*ss off!!??? How uncouth! I'm a f*ckin' lady!
Not one of your best gags Bushbaby
Or do I need to go back a page?
Quote: bushbaby @ 19th December 2014, 4:37 PM GMTP*ss off!!??? How uncouth! I'm a f*ckin' lady!
Not one of your best gags Bushbaby
Or do I need to go back a page?
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 19th December 2014, 10:54 PM GMTNot one of your best gags Bushbaby
Or do I need to go back a page?
It's the way I tell 'em Its said indignantly
I'm a difficult person to buy a gift for
Because I'm such an arsehole
PC....Ere sarge, what's a pleb?
Sarge......I think it's Latin for wanker.
Strange word 'pleb'
I have never understood how it is supposed to be an insult.
It roughly means (as an insult) a common person
But is the shortened version of plebiscite which means a national vote to elect a leader
So he called that copper 'a national vote' or at worst a common person - which he is????
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 23rd December 2014, 7:36 PM GMTStrange word 'pleb'
I have never understood how it is supposed to be an insult.
It roughly means (as an insult) a common personBut is the shortened version of plebiscite which means a national vote to elect a leader
So he called that copper 'a national vote' or at worst a common person - which he is????
It means a scrubber, a common person..... Plebeian
Or a Northerner?
Quote: Chappers @ 23rd December 2014, 11:14 PM GMTOr a Northerner?
Hahahahaha probably
What's Nigel having for Christmas dinner?
Roast Zebra
He loves the white meat, but he always trys to send the black bits back
Every time I see anyone eating Zebra it makes me cross!
I can't bear eating bear
Narcoleptics are excited today.
Only 22 more sleeps till Christmas
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 24th December 2014, 7:35 AM GMTNarcoleptics are excited today.
Only 22 more sleeps till Christmas
Very good, esp for ridiculing this trend for infantilism - I've been getting spam emails form Stagecoach buses saying "Only 4 more sleeps", befroe telling me about coach timetables
I wouldn't even mind that much, but I never said "sleeps" insrtead of nights when I was 3, and I've never heard any other child say it. Seems like it's a sort of marketed heritage...like tartans.
Anyway, none of this is getting jokes written. So, err....who has the fullest Christmas sack?
Yule Brimmer!
Golfers start to learn their skills very young.
Before Tiger Woods was born, his father had already taught him how to grip the golf club,
Below par that one. I'd putter that one in the bin.