yo I'm comedy writer, sixth character face down from the middle 
Yo I'm comedy writer
Word up!
Struth!
You don't know someone called David Smith do you?
laughin already why are forums grey, and why do we always start with an empty face, reminds me of the game guess who, and theres so much competition on a forum too you no you always join a forum you feel so new
you have to put your name up put a picutre up say how are you I'm this or that, this is what I'm doing, but never actually puts what there relaly doing,
they don't put up I am joining this forum while my girlfirend is brest feading a baby , and her friend is here but shes really hot I want to get with her so bad, its like a secret thing, you aren't telling your freinds right now i' joining up to a comedy forum thell say tell me something funny
no your on your keyboard as evceryone around you in the house is walking past you stepping over you as your hiding your keyboardl what you doing ? I'm watching music on YouTube
but you really joining upt to a comedy forum to be funny, your freind next to you farts so you writ that down, he looks over you hide it what you writing oh nothing,
if you have one of those old laptops not the n3ew ones you can't take the top off and hid it on your lap, your girlfirend comes over to cuddle you, I love you oh I love you to baby,
still trying to think of something funny
yoir girlfriend gets annoyed trying to kiss you as you move laptop away your taling to a girl arnt you, no I'm not
as you slide over then she slids over to edge next to you
you slide again,
girlfriend what you doing then who you talking to ?
no one
well must be talking to somewone who uyou talking to
if you must no I've joined a forum
then your typical friend in the house hears it lifts his leg continues to fart again : forum , heys on a (far)t forum as he changes the channels getting stoned
girlfriend next you yes forum is about me, ?
fart guy no its not about you tis a , forum right
yes a forum I say
she talks sexy to me mmm what type of forum kisses me on the cheek
it always has to be about the girlfriend , anything about a girlfriend will make them feel sexy , ever noticed that if your girlfriend is in the right moood anything will make them feel sexy
oh I'm going out for a bit , oo what are you getting me something sexy , no a pizza, shell say I bet your not just getti a piza no I really am just getting a pizza , no your not
yes I am, - well see when you get home as she lies back
well you will se whe I just bring home a pizza
i bet you will,
yes I will be
ooo baby I no you will
then you actually turn up with the pizza, , oh whersthe rest you no shell wait all night for the rest, but there is no rest this can go on all night , in the mean time our still eating your pizza and when you hget home still on the forum
she says so wens my surpise , at this point your better off putting the laptop down finishing your pizza and givig her the surprise,
which is the same suprise she got the night before just in different order lol
Quote: Oldrocker @ 23rd December 2014, 10:00 PM GMTYou don't know someone called David Smith do you?
david smith no
Quote: Ben @ 23rd December 2014, 9:45 PM GMTWord up!
word!
Quote: Oldrocker @ 23rd December 2014, 10:00 PM GMTYou don't know someone called David Smith do you?
Don't become like me, Rocker! I'm seeing David Smith everywhere. Every new BCG member is a potential David Smith to me. At night, when I close my eyes....
.......
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 23rd December 2014, 10:15 PM GMTDon't become like me, Rocker! I'm seeing David Smith everywhere. Every new BCG member is a potential David Smith to me. At night, when I close my eyes....
.......
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Just thought he may be a chum of his . . . .
I admit it: *I am really David Smith*
To prove it, I plan to create a whole host of meaningless fora. The reasoning behind this is because I am very lonely and wish people to state how much they enjoy seeing Compo's headgear.
So is your name comedy writer in which case it should be capitalised or did you miss out an "A"?
We're very hot on grammar here but I suppose for an Aussie it's understandable.
So is this your intro? If so then welcome.
lol I like that david smith lol
ever wonder if people on kik you know kik is that there real name
is it really david smith,
what about how people put titles on there dating profiles ,
fun person, and they often put them selves in poses
the dating sites is really just a chicks picking ground
but its to easy for them doing you think (female audince agrees)
i mean don't get me wrong I no people have got married on dating sites
or threw them but you have to wonder, what the f**k was his title
damn I wish I had that title and when he goes out with that girl
and is datiing her does he remember that title,
does he think damn this title worked I'm dating her bt I better not forget that title and better write down my profile to that got her just incase we break up
what if she if there dating after a year she comes across the notes he wrote down
title - awsome fun guy
i enjoy going to the beach , long walks I treat a girl right
she picks this up just as shes doint the dishes and looks over to him hes playing his xbox,
lol you ever thought of that ?
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 23rd December 2014, 10:15 PM GMTDon't become like me, Rocker! I'm seeing David Smith everywhere. Every new BCG member is a potential David Smith to me. At night, when I close my eyes....
.......
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
lol I like that a potential david smith
if female could be put into a skit lol, ha I like it lol
but what he puts up me I think is not david , lol
I've moved to Australia.
Quote: Chappers @ 23rd December 2014, 11:09 PM GMTSo is your name comedy writer in which case it should be capitalised or did you miss out an "A"?
We're very hot on grammar here but I suppose for an Aussie it's understandable.
So is this your intro? If so then welcome.
good speller in the room, its been a long time since I been at school and I'm sure this situation bee done to death, but the smart kid always putting his hand up
you remember the type ? audience ( yeah) yeah well it was normally more than two , but did you ever notice teacher looks to the kids who he new to put hand up?
every day or week jonny and sammy lets say put there hands up and knows answers to question thers littl old me drawing picures on my books
so what is the equation to - they put htere hand up
i used to put my hand up just to piss the teacher off, then put my hand down
by the time then the other 2 have put there hands down two
the teacher by all accounts every time would you would think would wal over to the first hand right? no the teacher actually walks over to the last hand
hm don't no to teacher walks away, then the classroom goes silent
the teacher would be so dissapointed as he walked away not only has he lost the two hands but he lost me who new nothing
didnt know the question just liked putting my hand up ,
then next day you do the oppostie put your hand up first and yello out the answer and study and study the night before just for fun
then they say very good correct, they write it on the board
then they say it again then you put your hand up again
and cancel the other 2 out
then put uyour hand down those two woulds become rebel teenagers
cause there getting annoyed there questions aren't being answered
you like the girl behind you, shes starting to think your pretty smart
so the third time you put your hand up again again cutting out the others smartyis and say get up and draw it on the board
get up and draw the answer on the board as slowly and screatchly as you can on the blackboard screatching every word as you scratch it across the blackboard
so slowly that the entire class gets ressless, every n and y and b is a slow 10 minutes so slowthat's its slowest thing you ever seen , as the class gets so restless behind you
chalk gets thrown at the teacher , but what can he do he can't very well stop you your still writing the sum at the slowest pace you ever seen in your life
cracking the chalk as you go, dropping chalk as it cracks, but reember the sum is right
so the teacher again cannot stop you , ever thought how slow you could write 2 x 2 equals 4 ,
damn I must have given that teacher hell but I surely taught him some what of physics
Quote: Oldrocker @ 23rd December 2014, 11:52 PM GMTI've moved to Australia.
oh true I'm on the sunshine coast
Quote: Oldrocker @ 23rd December 2014, 11:52 PM GMTI've moved to Australia.
so are you a comedian I'm not a comedian I'm just looking for a professional to deliver my meterial I'm actually 15 years in television experiece graphic artist looking to make a pilot with the right comedian that can deliver my material
Apparently Biggles is a good pilot.
(I can't see this lasting much longer.)
have you ever noticed how quite public transport is ? when you get on a bus its the quitest place on earth, its the only place people don't use there phone and when they do there like looked at buy every one in the bus
ey this mother f**ker breakin the rules, at this time this sit the time if you need to call someone you should call them now, cause hes on the phone, and have to watch and keep your call to when before he hangs up
its like bus rules,
why is anyone encouraging this shit