British Comedy Guide

Scenes that had to be deleted from classic sitcoms Page 2

The scene from the Vicar of Dibley where the vicar jumps in the puddle to prevent her boyfriend and his (not known to the vicar at that time) sister catching her following them, to find it has been filled in causing the boyfriend to shout "Oi you f**king fat weirdo stalking bitch, you're chucked". CUT!

The scene from the Likely Lads when the dopy twat who was in the army has a Vietnam flashback and murders the girls from the Liver birds.
Cut cut cut, there's blood everywhere!

Quote: Will Cam @ November 27 2011, 2:50 PM GMT

The scene from the Vicar of Dibley where the vicar jumps in the puddle to prevent her boyfriend and his (not known to the vicar at that time) sister catching her following them, to find it has been filled in causing the boyfriend to shout "Oi you f**king fat weirdo stalking bitch, you're chucked". CUT!

Laughing out loud

The horrific scene where Alf Garnett kicks his wife down the stairs, screaming "you twatting great moo"

Almost as tragic as the episode where Alf got 6 months suspeneded for sexually intefering with a bovine.

Finally the catchphrase made sense.

Love thy neighbor

Eddie is arrested for daubing "go home darky" using his own feaces on his neighbors garage door

The scene from Dads Army where Captain Mainwaring shouts out 'Who's up there shagging the arse off my wife...?'

And Mrs Mainwaring says, 'Don't tell him, Pike...'

CUT..!

Haha!

Classic

Quote: sootyj @ November 27 2011, 2:34 PM GMT

The scene where Hyacinth Bouquet develops tourettes, CUNT!

The scene where Hyacinth Bouquet develops tourettes, CUNT!

C**t!

After a tiny edit, you finally did it, soots.. you got a laugh outta me!:D

You're a sick man..

Quote: RedZed333 @ November 27 2011, 5:20 PM GMT

The scene from Dads Army where Captain Mainwaring shouts out 'Who's up there shagging the arse off my wife...?'

And Mrs Mainwaring says, 'Don't tell him, Pike...'

CUT..!

:D

The scene where Jim Royle does something not involving the remote or his arse

In My Hero, Ultraman takes on a new secret identity as a stupid catholic priest. CUT

Monkey Harris makes his only appearance in OFAH and we see that he is actually a highly developed talking chimp and OFAH exists is the same world as the Planet of the Apes franchise. CUT

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