And pregnant.
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Dadda......wanna f**kin' potty.
Ben is back on The Walking Dead!
And that's not a reference to Godot Taxis and I!
"goes off to bed silently sobbing uncontrollably because no-one remembered his birthday"
You've had so many, we've lost count! 
Happy Birthday Dave!
Happy birthday Oldrocker!
Is it me or did the BCG have some technical problems?
Happy Birthday, Oldrocker!
Ben is awaiting some special fried rice to be delivered!
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 25th November 2014, 5:33 PM GMTIs it me or did the BCG have some technical problems?
Quote: Oldrocker @ 25th November 2014, 12:26 AM GMT"goes off to bed silently sobbing uncontrollably because no-one remembered his birthday"
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Maybe we should have a thread where everybody just posts their birthday (without the year!). Then you'd know when to send me ... I mean each other, of course - a big fat cheque.
Quote: Oldrocker @ 25th November 2014, 12:26 AM GMT"goes off to bed silently sobbing uncontrollably because no-one remembered his birthday"
Happy Bir.....oh, he's gone to bed. Too late.
I don't like birthdays. I broke my toe on a bouncy castle on my 10th birthday. I had food poisoning on my 18th birthday and shat myself while trying to chat up a girl. I broke two toes falling down the stairs on my 21st birthday. From birthday number 22 up to now (33), I don't celebrate in anyway or remind anyone that it is my birthday. I do always make sure I've booked the whole week off work though.
Bed? Me? At 11pm?
No, watching Bargain Hunt ! 
Quote: Oldrocker @ 25th November 2014, 11:24 PM GMTBed? Me? At 11pm?
No, watching Bargain Hunt !
Now there's a man who knows how to celebrate his birthday! I can see why you're called Oldrocker.
Thank you for the birthday wishes and be ready for drinkies in two years time !