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Favourite toy from your childhood. Page 5

Quote: Frankie Rage @ February 25, 2008, 11:06 PM

Do you think I should give up my latex vagina? :(

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Ebay it.

Quote: Aaron @ February 25, 2008, 11:22 PM

You're all odd! It's a "piece of" Lego, or a Lego "brick" (as applicable). You've got your "Lego" and your "maths" all the wrong way around! >_<

That always makes me cringe when I watch a yank programme. "Math" aaarrggh!

Quote: Frankie Rage @ February 25, 2008, 11:14 PM

I also had a somewhat stained security blanket..

Me too.

Quote: Aaron @ February 25, 2008, 11:22 PM

You're all odd! It's a "piece of" Lego, or a Lego "brick" (as applicable). You've got your "Lego" and your "maths" all the wrong way around! >_<

Quote: David Chapman @ February 25, 2008, 11:34 PM

That always makes me cringe when I watch a yank programme. "Math" aaarrggh!

Maths? That sounds so very wrong. You're wrong..fix it. It's Math. :D
As for Lego I'll break it down for you North American style (YEEEEEHAAAAW *bang*bang*bang*):
1 piece = Lego
2 pieces = Legos
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Go on Aaron - you get him.

Hmmmmm, so let's settle this one Curt.

Do you say 'mathematics', or do you say 'mathematic'?
I know what the answer is, and in that answer is a hint to why you are wrong and not us. Besides the fact it's our language, of course.

I have 1 + 1 tits.

11?

Would you want me more if I said yes?

Oh yes! If they were all different varieties that would be even better. It's the spice of life, you know!

We had a tough upbringing we did. My favourite toy was the traffic down our road. Me ma'd allways say "get out and play with the traffic!"

Apart from that I did once have a ball of dust that I collected. I used to imagine myself scoring the winning goal for Fulchester Rovers at Wembley as I played wi' it. But then one day me sister turned her hair dryer on it and that was it. Boo-hoo

Ok. I have 11 then. 2 out front, 2 hanging out the back & 7 very deep inside. You will need a whole arm to find them.

Quote: Blenkinsop @ February 25, 2008, 11:54 PM

We had a tough upbringing we did. My favourite toy was the traffic down our road. Me ma'd allways say "get out and play with the traffic!"

Apart from that I did once have a ball of dust that I collected. I used to imagine myself scoring the winning goal for Fulchester Rovers at Wembley as I played wi' it. But then one day me sister turned her hair dryer on it and that was it. Boo-hoo

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A ball of Dust. Laughing out loud

Quote: Charley @ February 25, 2008, 11:55 PM

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A ball of Dust. Laughing out loud

But not any old ball of dust Charley. It was my ball of dust. I loved that ball of dust like a ball of dust I can tell you. I still miss it even now

Quote: Charley @ February 25, 2008, 11:55 PM

Ok. I have 11 then. 2 out front, 2 hanging out the back & 7 very deep inside. You will need a whole arm to find them.

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No problem. I have a flashlight and a hard hat if I start to struggle.

Quote: Curt @ February 25, 2008, 11:43 PM

Maths? That sounds so very wrong. You're wrong..fix it. It's Math. :D
As for Lego I'll break it down for you North American style (YEEEEEHAAAAW *bang*bang*bang*):
1 piece = Lego
2 pieces = Legos
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Maths because you're dealing with numbers, equations, calculations.

Lego because you have a piece of Lego. You don't just have "a Lego".

Bloody colonials. Angry

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