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S'funny. I used to know someone called Weeping-Sores.

Field Marshall Sir Malcolm Weeping-Sores of the Third Light Infantry of Gammy Orrifices.

Nice chap - we used to play squash together.

Quote: Charley @ February 25, 2008, 4:05 PM

Labia lifter.

Yes?

User of multiple accounts :P

Multiple Whosaccounisthis.

Dunky

Bumba clart or Rasta Clart

Sounds nice, but is actually an unbelievably dire insult.

A friend called me one, once I explained what it meant, he went pale and appologised.

And what does it mean, praytell?

Well it's a simple cotton tampon used by poor women, washed by hand and shared if need be.

So it means you are a sanitary product, for a poor person, soaked in menstrual blood, and stained and shared around the no doubt none to sanitary lady bits of other such women.

Blimey.
Sounds like a "that's you that is..."

Indeedy, it's quite neat a truly dire insult in 2 rhyming words, that sounds innocent. It's a stealth dis.

:O

The Boosh use bumba clart all the time.
Dirty buggers.

Do they f**king the swine, there must be Rastas hitting the roof every time they watch that.

Guardian uses the word twunt an awful lot.

Quote: sootyj @ February 25, 2008, 11:04 PM

Well it's a simple cotton tampon used by poor women, washed by hand and shared if need be.

So it means you are a sanitary product, for a poor person, soaked in menstrual blood, and stained and shared around the no doubt none to sanitary lady bits of other such women.

Mmmm - nice!

Quote: David Chapman @ February 25, 2008, 11:35 PM

Mmmm - nice!

Now doubt tasty with a nice Chianti and some farver beans

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