Quote: Aaron @ February 23, 2008, 6:47 PMIt's true. My heart breaks a little every time she mentions another man.
*dramatic pose again*
Yeah - but most of them are lifters.
zooo Page 5
LOL
For a writer Zooo is jolly nice because lets face it, most of us are c**ts. (at least going off the crit forum we are!)
Typical.
Just when this thread got good, I missed it.
It's constant laughs today zooo!
I think zooo is sexy in a crazy celeb lover way.
Quote: ajp29 @ February 23, 2008, 4:15 PMF**k me Aaron wrote something that rhymed
Quote: Aaron @ February 23, 2008, 4:27 PMNo thanks. And it was well timed
Quote: Aaron @ February 23, 2008, 3:52 PMI shall try and compose some further odes to your Greatness.
All things bright and zooo-iful,
All creatures great and small,
All men who love bu-umming,
The Great One loves them all.
Nineties' stand-up comics,
And moderns like Gervais,
1980s kids' TV,
Are never out of place.
All things bright and zooo-iful,
All creatures great and small,
All men who love bu-umming,
The Great One loves them all.
The purple-headed mountain,
The river spewing forth,
The dirty dirty man-love,
With men hung like a horse.
All things bright and zooo-iful,
All creatures great and small,
All men who love bu-umming,
The Great One loves them all.
In our divine prayer book,
The good things are defined,
By zooo, in all her wisdom,
And un-wa-ver-ing mind.
All things bright and zooo-iful,
All creatures great and small,
All men who love bu-umming,
The Great One loves them all.
Quote: Aaron @ February 25, 2008, 10:09 PMAll things bright and zooo-iful,
All creatures great and small,
All men who love bu-umming,
The Great One loves them all.Nineties' stand-up comics,
And moderns like Gervais,
1980s kids' TV,
Are never out of place.All things bright and zooo-iful,
All creatures great and small,
All men who love bu-umming,
The Great One loves them all.The purple-headed mountain,
The river spewing forth,
The dirty dirty man-love,
With men hung like a horse.All things bright and zooo-iful,
All creatures great and small,
All men who love bu-umming,
The Great One loves them all.In our divine prayer book,
The good things are defined,
By zooo, in all her wisdom,
And un-wa-ver-ing mind.All things bright and zooo-iful,
All creatures great and small,
All men who love bu-umming,
The Great One loves them all.
Awwwwwww! 
<3
That is so romantic.
Purple headed mountains are not romantic. They are jolly painful.
Very good Aaron!
*marks it as offical hymn number 2*
I will have to get these laminated...
Quote: zooo @ February 25, 2008, 10:16 PMI will have to get these laminated...
What are you talking about?
You know, in case of... accidents.
, the prophet Aaron has delivered!!
The homoble now has 2 pages, and MAoLism has climbed to 4 members!
Quote: zooo @ February 25, 2008, 10:18 PMYou know, in case of... accidents.
Or because they are sacred - come on, zooo, you're supposed to be the deity you can't go telling everyone you have accidents!!
Quote: zooo @ February 25, 2008, 10:16 PMPurple headed mountains are not romantic. They are jolly painful.
I'm not one for sycophantic worshipping but in this case I'll make the exception. Zooo has always said nice things about my work (even the Greek God thing) and she's never called me a c**t a wanker or told me to f**k off. Which is more than I can say about most of you bastards. 
Angry post number 81
Now to sit down with a nice cup of char and have some quality Zooo time 