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People who replace their front lawns with concrete and demolish all their front wall so that the entire width becomes a driveway and the council has to move the bus stop. Especially when six do it at the same time.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 4th November 2014, 7:08 PM GMT

People who replace their front lawns with concrete and demolish all their front wall so that the entire width becomes a driveway and the council has to move the bus stop. Especially when six do it at the same time.

Thereby f**king up the drainage in the street causing massive flooding.

Quote: Chappers @ 4th November 2014, 8:18 PM GMT

Thereby f**king up the drainage in the street causing massive flooding.

Yes exactly.

These people want decking.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 4th November 2014, 8:23 PM GMT

Yes exactly.

These people want decking.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Right, here we go . . . roll on the drums . . . tension mounts . . .

and the end of the pills packet . . is . .

Quote: A Horseradish @ 4th November 2014, 8:23 PM GMT

Yes exactly.

These people want decking.

:D

Getting admonished in Greggs for asking for a Cornish pasty.

'Do you mean one of those' (pointing at a tray of Cornish pasties)
'Yes - a Cornish pasty'
'They aren't Cornish pasties'
'Oh, they look like cornish pasties'
'They are vegetable and beef pastry wraps' (or some such name)
'Right, I'll have one of those then'

It was a f**king Cornish pasty.

Your first mistake was going into Gregs, ironically the butchers of the bakery world.

To be honest, I was starving and walking round town shopping. It was delicious but I ended up with it all round my gob and fingers. And a million crumbs down my front.

Fair enough. I personally just don't like how processed their food looks, like plastic and all the same. Where's the burnt edges and uniformity of the independent bakery?

Quote: Oldrocker @ 5th November 2014, 12:18 AM GMT

Right, here we go . . . roll on the drums . . . tension mounts . . .

and the end of the pills packet . . is . .

The instructions end !!

:| :|

Quote: Oldrocker @ 5th November 2014, 12:11 PM GMT

The instructions end !!

:| :|

Weren't we here a week ago? :O

"2. Opening a new box of pills at the 'wrong' end and having to remove the instructions before you can get at the pills."

What you need is to do a cryptic crossword to stop the grey matter deteriorating. :D

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 5th November 2014, 1:47 PM GMT

Weren't we here a week ago? :O

"2. Opening a new box of pills at the 'wrong' end and having to remove the instructions before you can get at the pills."

What you need is to do a cryptic crossword to stop the grey matter deteriorating. :D

It said open from the rear end.

Bloody hell they wouldn't stop laughing at me in Casualty

You wally!

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 5th November 2014, 1:47 PM GMT

Weren't we here a week ago? :O

"2. Opening a new box of pills at the 'wrong' end and having to remove the instructions before you can get at the pills."

What you need is to do a cryptic crossword to stop the grey matter deteriorating. :D

Last night was a scientific experiment based on the TTPYO comment last week.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 5th November 2014, 2:02 PM GMT

Last night was a scientific experiment based on the TTPYO comment last week.

Ah. :|

And have you enough to publish your findings?

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