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Favourite toy from your childhood. Page 3

Quote: Ray Dawson @ February 25, 2008, 10:08 PM

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Quote: Charley @ February 25, 2008, 10:14 PM

I had too. See what happened was, I swapped a knitted turtle toy for a marble. Mum said I had to get the turtle back. Nan had knitted it see. So I tried sooooo hard to convince the girl to swap back. She said no, but she would swap it for Pippa. Well I arranged to meet her down by the river. Took my turtle, threw Pippa in the river,(No way she was having my council house doll) kicked her in the fanny, then ran.

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Quote: Charley @ February 25, 2008, 10:14 PM

I had too. See what happened was, I swapped a knitted turtle toy for a marble. Mum said I had to get the turtle back. Nan had knitted it see. So I tried sooooo hard to convince the girl to swap back. She said no, but she would swap it for Pippa. Well I arranged to meet her down by the river. Took my turtle, threw Pippa in the river,(No way she was having my council house doll) kicked her in the fanny, then ran.

Such a graceful young lady.

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Quote: Charley @ February 25, 2008, 10:14 PM

I had too. See what happened was, I swapped a knitted turtle toy for a marble. Mum said I had to get the turtle back. Nan had knitted it see. So I tried sooooo hard to convince the girl to swap back. She said no, but she would swap it for Pippa. Well I arranged to meet her down by the river. Took my turtle, threw Pippa in the river,(No way she was having my council house doll) kicked her in the fanny, then ran.

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My favourite toy... Probably my toy cars. I always loved drawing though, and rarely went anywhere without blank paper and pens. And of course Lego. :)

Lego!

I like how Americans call them 'legos'.

Do Canadians do that too, Curt?

Quote: zooo @ February 25, 2008, 10:01 PM

Life size baby dolls scared the bejesus out of me. Especially the crying or wetting themselves ones.
What the f**k are they about?

Much easier to buy a tramp.

Bit more swearing.

Random fact: Lego's head office is literally right next to Slough Town Hall.

Quote: Aaron @ February 25, 2008, 10:29 PM

Random fact: Lego's head office is literally right next to Slough Town Hall.

Is it made of red and yellow bricks?

Quote: Aaron @ February 25, 2008, 10:17 PM

My favourite toy... Probably my penis.

Pervert.

Quote: David Chapman @ February 25, 2008, 10:35 PM

Is it made of red and yellow bricks?

No - just normal boring reddy/browny ones. :(

Quote: David Chapman @ February 25, 2008, 10:35 PM

Pervert.

Well...

I have a cuddly kitten called Leo I've had since I was five. She was a guilt pressie from my Mum when she worked late at the Elephant and Castle in this butchers in this wierd shopping centre thing. Most of the time she got me food things but on the odd occassion, she would buy me a toy. Mainly my little pony.

The loveliest thing the mothership did when I was little was when I lost a fave toy before Leo - a yellow bunny called Hunny - to a big dog. I cried for a week, I couldn't sleep. Even a trip to london zoo didn't mend my broken heart. Later that week, my mum said she needed to go into the toy shop to get something for my cousin. At the till, she asked me to run around the corner and get something I can't recall. As I got around there, there was a new Hunny bunny on a little bike - My mum had arranged this whole thing with the ladies who ran the shop where the first one came from! I screamed "Hunny!", and the assistant said, "You must be (Ruby Mae), this little bunny has been to the toy hospital and has been waiting for you!". My mum also got me a little sleeping bag for Hunny and the little wind up bike, and a outfit for her and also my first Barbie! Awwww!

Of course, being a fickle child, as soon as I got Leo, Hunny didn't get a look in! I still have Leo on my bed. She is my most treasured posession.

Aw!

I still have my first toy too, an andrex puppy. (He's called Floppy Dog, if you were interested.)

Has to be my "Little Miss Finger-Fanny" latex vagina, it was great!! "..good clean dirty fun then wash-away.." I didn't leave my room for minutes..

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