DNA Wahey

2 drunks, pestering a woman at a night club.

Drunk1
Bet I can get her number, I’m a baker it’s dead easy…oi love I’m a baker, your dad must be God, cos those buns were made in heave,

Woman
Clear off you sleaze.

Drunk2
Nah I’m a police officer, watch this I’ll get number. Oi you tart, you’re a total munter.

Woman
Pig,

Spits in his face.

Dunk1
Was that it you nutter? You’ll never get her number now.

Drunk2 mops saliva off face with a tissue,

Drunk2
Just take this gob into the office, compare to her DNA and bobs your uncle I’ve got her mobile.

Drunk1
Nice one, quick lets go to the ladies, I saw a total fox going there for a pee.

Nope.
This one's too predictable and not very funny for me.

Wheat with the chaff, alas, was looking for a take on the new police DNA database.

I didn't find this funny ....and check your spelling etc

Is the central concept strong? Police collecting DNA to get phone numbers, but the rest is poor, or is the whole thing rotten at its core?

Quote: sootyj @ February 25, 2008, 9:17 PM

Is the central concept strong? Police collecting DNA to get phone numbers

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Imo, no. This is what was predictable, and also not really very funny.
Are you like me, Joel, in that you sometimes find it a head f**k to decide whether something's actually funny or not?
It just seems that way.

I find everything funny, it's why i never get invited to funerals.

You'd be surprised how much stuff I filter out an early point.

I've been called fecund

It's not your usual calibre

Ok to the bin with you cursed skit. I was responding to Treason Show edit sheet, so was forcing mt style a little.

Quote: sootyj @ February 25, 2008, 10:08 PM

Ok to the bin with you cursed skit. I was responding to Treason Show edit sheet, so was forcing mt style a little.

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Where do you get that edit sheet from? Is it on the site?

No will put it up, I don't think it's secret.

oh cheers. much appreciated.