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Quote: Lazzard @ 29th October 2014, 11:38 AM GMT

Well the Shrews gave us a bit of a fright.
They played attractive football, I thought.
They'll have made some friends last night - even more so if they manage to step up.
They're only an hour up the road - may pay them a visit one Saturday.

On first glance this looked like a Limerick or something. I was disappointed not to find a single rhyme in it.

According to the Daily Mail though we did it without a goalkeeper.

Spent some time with Vincent Tan's head of security at Cardiff City last week. Quite revealing in parts. Apparently during the 'Tan out' protests he just completely ignored it. Just pretended it didn't happen. Saw his private suite. Quite something.

The Tan out protests did upset some people in Essex

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 29th October 2014, 11:10 PM GMT

The Tan out protests did upset some people in Essex

Is that Essexist?

Falcao injured again! Gah! I hope he's fit when I go to see them in little over a week!

Quote: Ben @ 31st October 2014, 10:03 PM GMT

Falcao injured again! Gah! I hope he's fit when I go to see them in little over a week!

They can't make injury excuses with a squad like that.

Moyes got the sack with half that squad and was doing better at this stage of last season. How long can LVG keep in there?

Quote: roscoff @ 29th October 2014, 11:06 PM GMT

Saw his private suite. Quite something.

Oo er missus!

Quote: Chappers @ 31st October 2014, 10:17 PM GMT

Moyes got the sack with half that squad and was doing better at this stage of last season. How long can LVG keep in there?

LVG has shown an improvement in the way the team is playing. Moyes just went into freefall.

Quote: Ben @ 31st October 2014, 11:01 PM GMT

LVG has shown an improvement in the way the team is playing. Moyes just went into freefall.

It still all depends where they finish in the league though.

Quote: roscoff @ 29th October 2014, 11:06 PM GMT

Spent some time with Vincent Tan's head of security at Cardiff City last week. Quite revealing in parts.

Ooh er missus!

Quote: Chappers @ 31st October 2014, 10:17 PM GMT

Oo er missus!

Quote: shaggy292 @ 1st November 2014, 3:32 PM GMT

Ooh er missus!

A couple of unbelievable things I've noticed recently.

Arsenal had 4 England internationals on the pitch.

Charlie Adam wearing black football boots. What's that all about?

I was echoing your "Oo er missus!", Chappers - we "Oo er"ed at different things though.

Dirty bastards! - players sent off during 2014.

Would never have happened in ferguson's time because everyone ewas scared of him.

And 3 penalties turned down!

So disgusted by the attitude of the Tottenham players. What a bunch of girls!

What did they do?

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