I was trawling through some of my writing and I came upon my submissions for the 'Afterliff' book which was published a while back.
I managed to get 'Aismunderby' into the book which I was delighted about. Here is my full list of submissions:
Killoscully: The realisation that you have just saluted someone who waved in your direction but was in fact saluting somebody else.
Annameadle: A specific type of song used to send jockeys to sleep in Victorian times.
Ballygibbon: To purposefully kick somebody in the testicles.
Lurgan: The sickly and slightly embarrassed feeling you get after eating too much cake at a child's birthday party.
Ardee: A very small person on a very tall hill.
Aismunderby: The skin indentations seen on either side of a person's nose after they remove their glasses.
Ibricken: The theory of suicide in the animal kingdom such as birds flying into windows, dogs jumping off balconies etc.
Abergwilly: The shrinking of the male genitalia which occurs when immersed in very cold water.
Burstow: Shirt worn by dart players.
Clayton: Pretending to laugh at a joke that everyone gets but you.
Gwehellog: To instigate a fight with a hen.
Haverbrack: Dour, angry, unmarried middle-aged woman; usually a matron; Became extinct around 1988.
Hodnell: A hat primarily worn by balding people in the hope that from a great distance it will appear as though they have hair.
Tandridge: To trace cat's footprints into a forest.
Liscannor: The incoherent sound made by a person manning the loud speaker system at a country fair.