2 drunks, pestering a woman at a night club.
Drunk1
Bet I can get her number, I’m a baker it’s dead easy…oi love I’m a baker, your dad must be God, cos those buns were made in heave,
Woman
Clear off you sleaze.
Drunk2
Nah I’m a police officer, watch this I’ll get number. Oi you tart, you’re a total munter.
Woman
Pig,
Spits in his face.
Dunk1
Was that it you nutter? You’ll never get her number now.
Drunk2 mops saliva off face with a tissue,
Drunk2
Just take this gob into the office, compare to her DNA and bobs your uncle I’ve got her mobile.
Drunk1
Nice one, quick lets go to the ladies, I saw a total fox going there for a pee.