Quote: bushbaby @ 17th October 2014, 5:07 PM BSTOoh Chappers! One wouldn't analyse a joke at the moment its said
That was because somebody else said the joke was wrong.
Quote: Nick81 @ 2nd October 2014, 3:23 PM BSTJesus walks into a bar with his disciples.
"Twelve glasses of water" Jesus says to the barman, winking to the others.
Quote: Rood Eye @ 2nd October 2014, 4:56 PM BSTThirteen glasses, surely?
Just correcting some pedantic twat.
Quote: Chappers @ 17th October 2014, 6:58 PM BSTThat was because somebody else said the joke was wrong.
Just correcting some pedantic twat.
Roodeye is my dearest friend. Leave him alone 
Well you asked why I was analysing the joke but it wasn't me.
ANAL-ysing being quite appropriate.
They've taken the book of Ruth outa the Bible. It's pretty ruthless.
Quote: Chappers @ 17th October 2014, 7:20 PM BSTWell you asked why I was analysing the joke but it wasn't me.
ANAL-ysing being quite appropriate.
Man :
Doctor, doctor my TV has blown up and I can't watch my favourite holiday camp sitcom. It's made me thirsty and confused. I think I'm dying
Doctor:
Don't worry sir, you're just Hi-De-Hydrated.
Quote: Will Cam @ 18th October 2014, 6:16 PM BSTMan :
Doctor, doctor my TV has blown up and I can't watch my favourite holiday camp sitcom. It's made me thirsty and confused. I think I'm dyingDoctor:
Don't worry sir, you're just Hi-De-Hydrated.
Made me laugh. And on a title pun theme, here's my new Sci Fi blockbuster pitch: Scientist brings corpses back to life and attempts to get them to breed with pop pin-up in order to create a sexy zombie army to do his bidding. It's called "Rihanna-mater".
Why doesn't John Lennon ride his yellow submarine in strawberry fields singing, 'And so this is Christmas?' Because he's dead.
I heard that the boss of the Mafia's dog got clipped.
I heard that King Edward's dog got chipped!
I heard the head of the FBI's dog got Fed!
I heard the Queen's Dogs got CORGI Registered!
I heard the Alan Titchmarsh's dog got Spade!
I heard "Yo Mamma's" dog got put down!
I heard Rolf Harris's dog got groomed!
I heard Addida's dog got a new trainer
I heard the head of the metropolitan police's dog got collared
I heard the leader of the BNP's greyhound was only good for one race!
Some good ones there, Haha.
A man walks into a bar, and starts taking cats out of a bag and putting them everywhere. The barman comes running up to him and shouts 'who do ypu think you are?' to which the man calmly replies 'the internet'.
A man walks into a low bar..
Ouch.. He had to go to A&E
But there he got plastered.
Quote: billwill @ 20th October 2014, 5:47 PM BSTA man walks into a low bar..
Ouch.. He had to go to A&E
But there he got plastered.
I'd put........ where he got plastered