British Gas

Woman at bank to teller.

Woman
£500 in fivers, and make sure they’re nice and crisp.

Teller
Why?

Woman
I’m going to burn them.

Teller
That’s crazy, why waste all that money?

Woman
I just got my British Gas bill, I’m cutting out the middleman.

WAHAY!!!

Very good.

Ha! Nice, snappy, quick to the punchline!

excellent

Nice one sooty.

Very good
When he's sharp he's damn sharp!!

Like it.

Very good - but I always cringe at the thought of money going up in smoke. (That's not meant to be funny and I realise it's not)

Quote: David Chapman @ February 25, 2008, 8:21 PM

Very good - but I always cringe at the thought of money going up in smoke. (That's not meant to be funny and I realise it's not)

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You think it's hard for you? Don't forget you're talking to a Jew!

Thanks guys, did any one else read my other newbie, Tell Me Lies

Fabulous Sooty.

Great! It's so easy to miss a sketch on here. They move down so darn fast