Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 6th October 2014, 5:12 PM BSTNo mess? Look at the state of my carpet!
Now where's that Shake 'n Vac lady..........?
In therapy after the last thing you shook at her
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Billwill's log cabin is coming along nicely, the base & walls are up and today I put on about half the roof logs, despite the rain.
Log cabin?
I hope your fully atired in standard lumberjack livery
Aye, with a BIG axe...
Quote: sootyj @ 6th October 2014, 5:55 PM BSTIn therapy after the last thing you shook at her
She just laughed, and in rehab now she is still giggling.
I am not writing a book (but am thinking about it). The 8000 words so far scribed haven't been added to in about 4 months
Quote: Tuumble @ 6th October 2014, 11:19 PM BSTI am not writing a book (but am thinking about it). The 8000 words so far scribed haven't been added to in about 4 months
That's 'cos you've been on the nest ! 
Was almost run down tonight by a bastard cyclist going hell for leather on the pavement. One step nearer the doorway I was heading for and I'd have been seriously injured. And he wasn't a young person. May his tyres burst and his spokes rust! F**ker!
Quote: keewik @ 7th October 2014, 11:16 PM BSTWas almost run down tonight by a bastard cyclist going hell for leather on the pavement. One step nearer the doorway I was heading for and I'd have been seriously injured. And he wasn't a young person. May his tyres burst and his spokes rust! F**ker!
I bastard well hate them 
They've never been my favourite people. Think I'll carry some sort of metal 'stick' to shove between their spokes as they zoom along.
Yeah, when did riding on the pavement become legal?
Tosspots.
'Sir' Bradley F**kking Wiggins, I ask you......
Quote: Oldrocker @ 7th October 2014, 11:41 PM BSTYeah, when did riding on the pavement become legal?
Tosspots.
it isn't unless you're a child.
That's stiff penalties so make a citizens arrest
I blame our roads being too car centred though.
Quote: sootyj @ 7th October 2014, 11:49 PM BSTit isn't unless you're a child.
I blame our roads being too car centred though.
One on each side?
Ben is wondering whether he's already experienced all the excitement he's entitled to.