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Quote: Oldrocker @ 5th October 2014, 1:25 AM BST

I won the lottery !

Bye everyone. It's been great.

Love to all my friends. Be happy, I know I will !

I think you should buy a million cats.

Quote: zooo @ 5th October 2014, 2:07 PM BST

I think you should buy a million cats.

I think I know someone who has unwanted dinosaur for a million quid. Not cheap to keep though - eats a cow a day.

That is unfortunate, cows are my third favourite animal.

Quote: zooo @ 5th October 2014, 3:20 PM BST

That is unfortunate, cows are my third favourite animal.

Well, there you go - you like dinosaurs. Life always throws up problems

Cut my hands to pieces again pruning the pyracantha. I am slightly worried the green bag of clippings which has now been severely ripped will cause some problems for the dustmen tomorrow. Elf and safety issues etc.

I'm back.

£25 doesn't go far these days does it?

Ben doesn't know what to do with the rest of his evening. Read a book, perhaps?

Quote: Ben @ 5th October 2014, 6:36 PM BST

Ben doesn't know what to do with the rest of his evening. Read a book, perhaps?

X Factor?

Actually that programme on BB2 about the monsoon season looks good.

Just took some acid.

Quote: Ben @ 5th October 2014, 6:36 PM BST

Ben doesn't know what to do with the rest of his evening. Read a book, perhaps?

Yes. Or clean out your kitchen cupboards - you'll be surprised at the amount of shit you've accumulated. Or you could start writing a novel.

Quote: Ben @ 5th October 2014, 6:36 PM BST

Ben doesn't know what to do with the rest of his evening. Read a book, perhaps?

Yes. Or clean out your kitchen cupboards - you'll be surprised at the amount of shit you've accumulated. Or you could start writing a novel.

Mae hi'n bwrw hen wragedd a ffyn.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 6th October 2014, 2:19 PM BST

Mae hi'n bwrw hen wragedd a ffyn.

And you can clear it up you filthy bugger.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 6th October 2014, 3:39 PM BST

And you can clear it up you filthy bugger.

There is no mess. I said it with my remaining teeth in.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 6th October 2014, 5:04 PM BST

There is no mess. I said it with my remaining teeth in.

No mess? Look at the state of my carpet!

Now where's that Shake 'n Vac lady..........?

Ben has a bit of writing work to do tonight, but will hopefully be finished in time to doss about.

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