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Quote: Chappers @ 3rd October 2014, 10:38 PM BST

He was the ventriloquist dummy on the wireless.

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NO! It was tongue in cheek Chappers - you should know from my posts, like my comments re your excellent diary entries that I am old fart.

Peter Brough - the worse vent ever? Hmmmm, maybe not - nearly as bad as Edgar Bergen, who was absolute crap.

Now here IS a ventriloquist, and a very funny and clever routine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3Zn3M-WMzM

Or for sheer technique - the "M" routine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrZg5M24WaE

In my opinion two of the finest vents that ever lived.

I realise that there is a precedent to this but nonetheless I am absolutely appalled by the brutal murder of Alan Henning especially in such a barbaric manner. Everyone in the civilised world condemns it - what the hell are they trying to achieve? Don't know what else to say really - words fail me.

I have often wondered what the other Arab states are doing to combat this, but it seems from what I heard on the news that Saudi Arabia for example are basically financing these people as some sort of recompense for the guilt they feel for being so rich.

Well, that's rich for a nation that claims to be civilised - WFT is going on this world.

Whoever said the Saudis were civilised?

Very sad, but hopefully a miscalculation that will cost Isil support.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 2nd October 2014, 8:35 PM BST

This gobshite Nigel Farage will visit Switzerland this saturday.

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http://bazonline.ch/schweiz/standard/Ich-bin-neidisch-auf-die-Schweizer/story/29370157

Quote: Tursiops @ 4th October 2014, 6:39 PM BST

Very sad, but hopefully a miscalculation that will cost Isil support.

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This. Unbelievably sad, but the execution of a good man who simply wanted to help may be a step to far for some extremists.

Without wishing to speak ill of him, whilst his intentions were wonderful the convoy plan was breathtakingly naive.

Quote: Tursiops @ 4th October 2014, 6:39 PM BST

Whoever said the Saudis were civilised?

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I didn't suggest that - I said for a nation that claims to be civilised.

I'm afraid that the family of this poor man were naive to suggest that our Government could do anything to prevent it. Obviously they had hoped but I'm afraid he never had a chance.

The news about Alan Hemming is awful.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 4th October 2014, 7:13 PM BST

http://bazonline.ch/schweiz/standard/Ich-bin-neidisch-auf-die-Schweizer/story/29370157

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Why does my computer translate the start of one of the paragraphs as "The articulate Indian UKIP leader knows how to tune his two storylines to the audience."? Do the Swiss know something the British don't?

Quote: A Horseradish @ 4th October 2014, 9:18 PM BST

"The articulate IndianUKIP leader knows how to tune his two storylines to the audience."?

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Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 4th October 2014, 9:22 PM BST

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It happened genuinely.

But I can't see any suggestion of "Indian" in the original text.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 4th October 2014, 9:25 PM BST

It happened genuinely. But I can't see any suggestion of "Indian" in the original text.

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There isn't one..."rhetorisch gewandt" can be translated into "articulate", that is ok, I really don't know where the translator got this "Indian" rubbish from.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 4th October 2014, 9:28 PM BST

There isn't one..."rhetorisch gewandt" can be translated into "articulate", that is ok, I really don't know where the translator got this "Indian" rubbish from.

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No. Very odd.

Quote: A Horseradish @ 4th October 2014, 9:25 PM BST

It happened genuinely.

But I can't see any suggestion of "Indian" in the original text.

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Put 'translate' into Google and click on Google Translate.

That gives

The British UKIP leader Nigel Farage speaking in Winterthur before the AUNS supporters. But the most important question remained unsettled.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 4th October 2014, 9:31 PM BST

Put 'translate' into Google and click on Google Translate.

That gives

The British UKIP leader Nigel Farage speaking in Winterthur before the AUNS supporters. But the most important question remained unsettled.

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Mine is Google translation and I've just done it again.

This is a direct cut and paste:

The articulate Indian UKIP leader knows how to tune his two storylines to the audience: The EU goes under, unless the emergency brake is pulled, is one of his conclusions. The other is as a model of a redesigned democracy in Europe and in the countries, Switzerland should apply. But he also knows how to skirt the tough questions elegant: From the family of Le Pen in France, he distanced himself in part because of their radical thought. Nationalism is honorable in healthy crowds, but could also be dangerous. From the media his UKIP will not put in a wrong direction - it is so today thanks to the Internet no longer rely on that part of the establishment. Immigration must be controlled by the quality and quantity of migrants. Numbers or quotas, as has been discussed a few minutes ago because of ECOPOP initiative the AUNS, he does not call.

Totally bizarre.

And here's mine of the first two paragraphs .

Aargau , Graubünden , Bern : The car number plates in the parking lots to show how many visitors have traveled far to see Nigel Farage . Numerous flow members of the Campaign for an Independent and Neutral Switzerland ( AUNS ) in the Park Arena in Winterthur ; for the first extraordinary general meeting received in accordance president Lukas Reimann 700 applications .

The atmosphere is clean , and the topics that will be discussed in the corridors of the convention center , are large . Creeping Islamization , impending socialism or legislative dictation - despite the wide range of aspects of the talks AUNS supporters have something in common: they are , indeed marked by indignation anger . This attitude , in turn, is rooted in the fear that the policy in Switzerland and in Europe run out of control . " We need to slow down up there in Bern ", " will of the people must be implemented ", " we can not dictate to us from Brussels " . These and similar votes are listening to all afternoon again and again .

We're going to get greyed shortly I feel.