I was in a rush.
I asked my wife for a ready meal.
She gave me a bowl of beetroot
Or
My wife gave me a plate of beetroot for my tea - said it was a ready meal.
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Is it betroot usually purple.
Why did the man stick a carrot and an orange up his bum
He wanted a good vitamin c'ing too.
Quote: sootyj @ 16th September 2014, 12:19 PM BSTWhy did the man stick a carrot and an orange up his bum
Because he was a Tory MP.
Quote: sootyj @ 16th September 2014, 12:19 PM BSTIs it betroot usually purple.
Exactly. That's why it's reddy.
-You look like Helen Reddy.
-You should see me in purply.
Who inventend oven chips
Evan Reddy
Quote: sootyj @ 16th September 2014, 1:50 PM BSTWho inventend oven chips
Evan Reddy
I thought it was Ethelred the Ovenready?
I thought Ethelread was the patron saint of female literacy
The Hollywood version of Godzilla performs poorly at Japanese box office.
Historically, Americans have always bombed in Japan.
Tony Blair has said we shouldn't rule out war over IS militants.
And for £15,000 a night at after dinner speeches, he'll tell you why.
BBC announces "Dr. Who Cares" - a new series for the apathetic viewer.
Quote: Blobster @ 25th September 2014, 8:37 PM BSTBBC announces "Dr. Who Cares" - a new series for the apathetic viewer.
Tropic Thunder slow motion version is out now on DVD. Nothing funny happens for ages and then bam it's finished.
1.A bulldozer rolls into a bar.
Fifteen dead.
2.'After forty years it suddenly came to me - I shouldn't have used royal mail'
3. 'There are many routes a man can take through life, and that is why the they invented the tom-tom'
Apparently it is #WorldVegitarianDay. I have gone hunting cats
Quote: Ahem @ 1st October 2014, 3:38 PM BSTApparently it is #WorldVegitarianDay. I have gone hunting cats
Don't get it.
Quote: Ahem @ 29th September 2014, 10:40 PM BST2.'After forty years it suddenly came to me - I shouldn't have used royal mail'
Did you post it to yourself?
You should say "I shouldn't have asked them to post it to me by Royal Mail".