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Quote: A Horseradish @ 28th September 2014, 8:02 PM BST

Gordon lives in a log cabin. If not, it's the whole of one floor of an 18th century palace with a two mile driveway, Italianate gardens, a marquee with stage for rock gigs and state-of-the-art sound insulation.

Who are you talking about? Gordon Sumner?

Horseradish, how do you pay for food if you don't have income?

Quote: zooo @ 28th September 2014, 7:01 PM BST

You're a bloody mystery, billwill. ;)

Its one of these, but they didn't send any Zombie dummies with it.

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http://dunsterhouse.co.uk/garden-offices/premiumplus-lantera-w4-5m-x-d3-5m

What's with the crash test dummies??

If you were going to do one Zooo I expect you would want one of these:

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or this one

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Quote: lofthouse @ 28th September 2014, 9:26 PM BST

What's with the crash test dummies??

Dunster like to make their demo yard more interesting.

Quote: billwill @ 28th September 2014, 9:15 PM BST

Its one of these, but they didn't send any Zombie dummies with it.

Are you sure the first isn't in the grounds of TRL, billwill?

They are good but officially you cannot live in them, can you?

I had to take a log cabin off my list of medium term options.

Quote: keewik @ 28th September 2014, 8:30 PM BST

Horseradish, how do you pay for food if you don't have income?

An investment with a very, very, small regular income.

I don't work, don't get any benefits and don't own property for rent. :)

No they don't fulfil Building Regulations for living-in in the UK.

Quote: billwill @ 28th September 2014, 9:43 PM BST

No they don't fulfil Building Regulations for living-in in the UK.

That's a pity but they make for a nice summer house. :)

Quote: A Horseradish @ 28th September 2014, 9:37 PM BST

An investment with a very, very, small regular income.

A bit like Tom Chance's premium bonds?

Quote: A Horseradish @ 28th September 2014, 9:37 PM BST

An investment with a very, very, small regular income.

I don't work, don't get any benefits and don't own property for rent. :)

But did win the Euromillions..............so, Horse my dear friend, I have these shares in a railroad.....

Quote: billwill @ 28th September 2014, 9:33 PM BST

If you were going to do one Zooo I expect you would want one of these:

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or this one

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NEED ONE.

Lovey

What if they suddenly come alive :(

Then I'd have pet dinosaurs!
Even better.

:O Haven't you watched Jurassic Park??????? :(

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 28th September 2014, 10:09 PM BST

:O Haven't you watched Jurassic Park??????? :(

Laura Dern...yeah baby!

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