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Me?

I'm not working class

I'm lower, lower, lower, lower middle class

I own my own fridge

Quote: lofthouse @ 27th September 2014, 11:18 AM BST

Me?

I'm not working class

I'm lower, lower, lower, lower middle class

I own my own fridge

I'm trying to drive it, as my popemobile is full of pot noodles.

My fridge has 4 wheels so I can ride it down the hill, blessing all the c**ts I pass on the way.

Woop woop that's the sound of the police as they run after me

How do you get back up the hill at the end.

He prays a lot.

Another MP deserts the Tories to join a slightly more racist bunch of right wing slimeballs

How many more to follow ....

Lol

Cameron?

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 27th September 2014, 7:33 PM BST

Cameron?

To ukip??

You must've joking

Cameron is 100000% for staying IN the EU

His whole in/out referendum is all hooey to appease eurosceptic Tories

Quote: lofthouse @ 27th September 2014, 7:42 PM BST

You must've joking

I was? Whistling nnocently

F**k me ! Wish I was a financial genius . . . .

"The experts' top tip for buying a mobile is to consider going "SIM-only". This just means buying the phone upfront and paying for a bundle of calls, texts and data on top of that each month.

This means an initial outlay of cash, but over the long-run it can save money and offer greater flexibility.

Mr Beavis advises doing the sums carefully. A two-year contract on the new Apple iPhone 6 with a major provider costs about £1,170, which is broken down into monthly instalments. On a SIM-only deal, shoppers can pay for the new iPhone upfront for £539 and, over the two years, save £40."

Quote: lofthouse @ 27th September 2014, 7:27 PM BST

Another MP deserts the Tories to join a slightly more racist bunch of right wing slimeballs

How many more to follow ....

Lol

Why do you keep assuming that UKIP is a racist party? They are full of ordinary people pissed off with people flooding into our country using our services because we're a soft touch and hate being dictated to by Europe.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 27th September 2014, 9:24 PM BST

F**k me ! Wish I was a financial genius . . . .

"The experts' top tip for buying a mobile is to consider going "SIM-only". This just means buying the phone upfront and paying for a bundle of calls, texts and data on top of that each month.

This means an initial outlay of cash, but over the long-run it can save money and offer greater flexibility.

Mr Beavis advises doing the sums carefully. A two-year contract on the new Apple iPhone 6 with a major provider costs about £1,170, which is broken down into monthly instalments. On a SIM-only deal, shoppers can pay for the new iPhone upfront for £539 and, over the two years, save £40."

just get a contract at about £20 a month and the phone comes free,

Ukip is the British nazi party

The nazis main policy was "our country is completely f**ked but it can't possibly be our fault - so it's clearly all the immigrants fault. F**king foreigners and immigrants wrecked our economy. They are to blame for all the unemployment and misery."

Same as the NF

Same as the BNP

Same as UKIP

it's the same old moronic bigoted racist shit everytime a country is in a heap of economic crap - let's blame foreigners

Not rich capitalist dickheads who wreck everything and leave it for decent hardworking people to suffer in the aftermath

So you want to open our borders to everyone swarming through Europe to get here and sponge off our stupid benefit system and waste money helping the French police Calais?

That's why they head for here - we're an easy touch. :(

I'm with you, lofty. Lots of things I don't like about the EU, but we're in too deep to get out. Bad decision years ago when we joined. I do regret voting for that.

Isn't the rule - never discuss politics or religion on a forum. People will never agree or be swayed by someone else's counter argument. That's why we live in a democratic society, the majority rule. Well, in politics anyway - the fairy in the sky is another matter.

Too true. We're all firmly entrenched in our opinions.

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