I'm thinking of starting my own religion, and want to come up with some commandments any ideas?
1 Though shall not criticize 70s comics of racism. Whilst being racist your self because it is ironic.
2 Though shall abhor the person who spends £2.50 on a cup of coffee at Starbucks, and orders it with a list of 5 verbal contractions. They are an abomination and will suffer catapault.
criticise*
Though shalt be stoned to death for the heresy of abonding our messiah, the Great zooo. 
It is my duty to educate the stupid. 
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Aaron can't spell correctly. He was baptised as Ronald
Quote: ajp29 @ February 25, 2008, 2:26 PMAaron can't spell correctly. He was baptised as Ronald
Adam is on fire today!
Quote: Aaron @ February 25, 2008, 2:26 PMIt is my duty to educate the stupid.
Now that is a well dodgy statement, and possibly the most offensive thing I've read on this forum
Quote: sootyj @ February 25, 2008, 2:28 PMNow that is a well dodgy statement, and possibly the most offensive thing I've read on this forum
You obviously haven't read the 'Thatcher, Gawd Blees Her' thread then
Quote: ian_w @ February 25, 2008, 2:27 PMAdam is on fire today!
I like ian. Can we keep him Aaron please, pretty please 
Quote: ajp29 @ February 25, 2008, 2:26 PMAaron can't spell correctly. He was baptised as Ronald
Ronald? Surely you could have come up with better?
Quote: ian_w @ February 25, 2008, 2:27 PMAdam is on fire today!
We can but hope.
Quote: Aaron @ February 25, 2008, 2:30 PMRonald? Surely you could have come up with better?
Look at the first 4 letters numnut 
Sooty you're not stupid, you just cun't smell.
Quote: ajp29 @ February 25, 2008, 2:30 PMLook at the first 4 letters numnut
I hadn't noticed. 
It's Sotty I'm terrible at spelling too. I just run a spellcheck so Aaron won't make fun of me.
Quote: Aaron @ February 25, 2008, 2:32 PMI hadn't noticed.
Not just a pretty face
Not even a pretty face.