Q. Where did Marie Curie keep her tampons?
A. On the periodic table.
Science Quickie...
Quote: Blobster @ 24th September 2014, 9:23 PM BSTQ. Where did Marie Curie keep her tampons?
A. On the periodic table.
nice
But stick it in the joke thread you egomaniac
Quote: Blobster @ 24th September 2014, 9:23 PM BSTQ. Where did Marie Curie keep her tampons?
A. On the periodic table.
Given your name, does that mean all of your jokes are about that lady's function? 
>_< 
If I feel a stream of ideas then why not? But right now, the flow is not heavy. 
Quote: sootyj @ 25th September 2014, 12:19 PM BSTnice
But stick it in the joke thread you egomaniac
Sorry Soots... you are correct of course. The joke started as a sketch idea, Pierre talking with Marie... but the only decent gag ended up as a simple joke... I have a couple of others which I'll post to the right place. Cheers.
I have to take issue with the above joke. I suppose next you'll be telling us she was an early proponent of String Theory?
And what of her collaboration with H G Wells on that little-known unpublished classic of feminist literature "The Time-of-the-Month Machine"?
Quote: Blobster @ 25th September 2014, 4:21 PM BSTIf I feel a stream of ideas then why not? But right now, the flow is not heavy.
We're going out tonight - I'm putting my glad-rags on and she's wearing jam-rags. 
I think I saw a period drama with that joke in it!
Unforgivable but funny.
I like Jo Brand's euphemism "Arsenal are playing at home" 