Quote: sootyj @ February 25, 2008, 10:23 AMExpert personal opinion? Fine example of homophobia that.
Nah, just a fact of nature. Anyone that's watched porn on the internet can't disagree. Black men generally have bigger willies than white men. Anyone that's watched internet porn can't disagree.
Is it racist or stereotyping or distasteful to say that? Dunno. It's just a fact. And if I was black and someone said I had a big knob I don't think I'd be complaining much.
This is the tyranny of positive discrimination, imagine how awful it is for Black men with dinky dinkles. Poor Gary Coleman is a virgin at 40.
They say jews are good at money, so it's bit embarassing when I can't figure the change for a penny chew, from 2 pence.
Quote: sootyj @ February 25, 2008, 10:53 AMThis is the tyranny of positive discrimination, imagine how awful it is for Black men with dinky dinkles. Poor Gary Coleman is a virgin at 40.
Now that WOULD be funny if it turned out Gary Coleman was hung like a donkey. I'd love to write a blue movie script for him.
WILLIS: (CATCHING GARY IN THE ACT)
Hey! What the Hell do you think you're doing with my tranny wife! Get off her!
GARY:
Tranny? Wotchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?
WILLIS:
She's a pre-op transexual you idiot!
GARY:
Wotchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?
WILLIS:
She's got a penis!
GARY:
Wotchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?
etc...
His little feet wouldn't touch the ground.
If he got a boner, it would knock him off his feet.
Quote: sootyj @ February 25, 2008, 11:20 AMHis little feet wouldn't touch the ground.
If he got a boner, it would knock him off his feet.
It's only a matter of time before he ends up in porn, you just know it.
Tragically, that's exactly what happened to the girl who played his sister in Diff'rent Strokes (Was she called Kimberly?) Anyway she ended up in porn and died of an overdose.
Quote: sootyj @ February 25, 2008, 11:20 AMHis little feet wouldn't touch the ground.
If he got a boner, it would knock him off his feet.
or, with practice, propel himself forward creating a possible Viz cartoon along the lines of gary coleman and his trusty bouncing boner. shit, what rhymes with coleman.......
If the overdose killed he with a stroke, wouldn't that have been bitterly ironic?
It was one of those cursed shows where every one came to a bad end.
Did you see the clip I posted earlier on Gary Colemans own peadophile special?
Gary the amazing pole man
If he teamed up with Corky from the Facts of Life
It would be Gary Poleman and Corky Dorky, Porn star detectives.
The pun-da-mentalist rules the night!
I think the key word with all of this is sensitivity. I personally don't like the original thalidomide joke because it strikes me as unpleasant and leaves a sour taste in the mouth. As for the "Black men with big dicks", it's just racial stereotyping pure and simple, and ends up diminishing and reducing an entire race to one single characteristic.
Comedy actually relates to a cruder, more animalistic side to our personality. Baboons, and chimps laugh and smile to show their teeth. To maintain superiority, and intimidate rivals.
The idea it should be nice, and inoffensive is as ridiculous as hunting is fun for the fox.
Only the most fearful, and controlling of states have ever tried to control humour, and ultimately they all fail.
A person stupid enough to associate black men and phallus size only, is to stupid to be affected by what ever the state permits said.
As for prejudice, real oppressive governments, and movmements like the BNP, or Stalin, very rarely used humour.
A society with no sense of humour, is a very dangerous one.
Personally being the only Jew at my secondary school, I was always impressed, by the flexibilty, and creativity in how many school chums found sources for their antisemitic remarks.
n.b. the thing that pissed me off most recently, was Xmas Oliver Twist. Timothy Spall playing an evil Jew, with plenty of extra pep. But that's ok because it's faithful to the original.
n.n.b. The BNP encouraged it's members to watch Lord of the Rings. It had white actors slaying "Black Orcs,"
I suppose my point is dicks will seek inspiration in the weirdest places.
Quote: sootyj @ February 25, 2008, 1:25 PMn.b. the thing that pissed me off most recently, was Xmas Oliver Twist. Timothy Spall playing an evil Jew, with plenty of extra pep. But that's ok because it's faithful to the original.
Eh?
He played Shylock in the BBC's rather pompous version of Oliver Twist. It was a performance as hammy, as it was unkosher. It's ok to be bigoted if one is being literate, or ironic. Al those ois, and fake central European glottal stops.
Yes, I watched it, I just couldn't really see anything wrong with it.
Quote: sootyj @ February 25, 2008, 2:30 PMAl those ois, and fake central European glottal stops.
What in the name of Great Caeser's Salad is a glottal stop?
Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs.
Quote: Perry Nium @ February 25, 2008, 3:47 PMWhat in the name of Great Caeser's Salad is a glottal stop?
It's when you deep throat a black mans willy...
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I'll get me coat...