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Labour to promise an £8 minimum wage in their manifesto

Quote: lofthouse @ 20th September 2014, 11:39 PM BST

Labour to promise an £8 minimum wage in their manifesto

Per week?

Quote: Chappers @ 21st September 2014, 12:27 AM BST

Per week?

Booyah

But that's a good idea, it's a little more than the purported London minimum wage.

But it needs to be accompanied by a program of house building for public consumption.

Not lying about expenses.

And not having a leader who looks and sounds like a broken Henry Hoover.

Woaaww wooaaawwww

Hang on

£8 p/h

Great

But it's to come in OVER THE NEXT FIVE YEARS?!?!

lol

They aren't promising it for like next October

No!

It's to come in by 2020!

HAHAHAA!

Just when you think Labour can't get any crapper - they come up with load of horse shit

Bloody pathetic Laughing out loud

Oh well

Looks like we've got that nice Mr Cameron for another five years!

Sheeesshhhhh

And Millerband looked a right dick on Sunday politics. As he was contradicting the words of Labours own fair wage comission. Then he tried to talk about ordinary people and all he could think of was BBC cleaners. So he did a comedy impersonation of Brown.
Crikey he is a useless tit.

It's shocking isn't it?

The whole party is just a shambles

As much as I loathe the Tories, I can't help thinking it would be worse for the country if Labour got in - I think the party is run by incompetent out of touch wishy washy oafs

It seems academic anyway as they seem to be doing everything in their power to make themselves unelectable

It just shows how much the Tories are hated when they are consistently behind in the polls against this clueless lot

God help us all!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2764584/Special-needs-student-14-raped-Alabama-school-bathroom-teacher-told-act-bait-bid-catch-sexual-predator.html?ito=social-facebook

what the hell

Latvian murderer hunted over missing Alice has slipped in and out of UK dozens of times

What the f**k is going on!?

"Just going to England dear to murder someone"

What the f'in f ?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/meet-amazing-triple-breasted-woman-who-4302944

Quote: Oldrocker @ 18th September 2014, 3:06 PM BST

Happy birthday Harry from Uncle James.

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Good for Britain that he did sire him, Harry's been a breath of fresh air for the royals' stuffy image. I wouldn't even be surprised if it was arranged.

Er Captain, I have special orders for you to shag Princess Di so we don't end up with two bumbling fools for princes. Operations start tonight at Ken Palace, they are open ended and oh, please make sure your weapon is loaded. Good luck.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 18th September 2014, 3:06 PM BST

Happy birthday Harry from Uncle James.

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Pity he's a royal prince, 'cos then you could say "Duke, I am your Father"

Quote: Oldrocker @ 23rd September 2014, 1:06 AM BST

What the f'in f ?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/meet-amazing-triple-breasted-woman-who-4302944

Unless she is dating Zaphod Beeblebrox I really can't see the point.

Quote: Oldrocker @ 23rd September 2014, 1:06 AM BST

What the f'in f ?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/meet-amazing-triple-breasted-woman-who-4302944

How on earth did you search that one out? Googling women with three boobs?

Quote: Tursiops @ 23rd September 2014, 8:41 AM BST

Unless she is dating Zaphod Beeblebrox I really can't see the point.

I could see three points.

Quote: Chappers @ 23rd September 2014, 10:01 AM BST

How on earth did you search that one out? Googling women with three boobs?

Let's just say I have my, er, contacts . . .

Is treason still a capital offence?

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/sep/23/david-cameron-queen-purred-down-line-scotland-no-vote

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