A HORSE, THOROUGHLY FED UP WITH BARMEN'S COMMENTS ABOUT THE LENGTH OF HIS VISAGE, HAS ITS WIDTH INCREASED BY COSMETIC SURGERY AND, WITH ITS DISPARATE PROPORTIONS NOW MUCH REDUCED, WALKS INTO A BAR.
BARMAN: "Wider long face?"
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A horse walks into a bar and pisses for two minutes on to the floor. And then asks the barman to fill him up.
Hawkwind walk into a bar.
HAWKWIND: "WHooooooOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOooosh"
BARMAN: Why the long phase?
DAN BLOCKER WALKS INTO A BAR.
BARMAN: Why the long face?
DAN: I never get the girl.
Quote: Rood Eye @ 19th September 2014, 10:23 AM BSTA HORSE, THOROUGHLY FED UP WITH BARMEN'S COMMENTS ABOUT THE LENGTH OF HIS VISAGE, HAS ITS WIDTH INCREASED BY COSMETIC SURGERY AND, WITH ITS DISPARATE PROPORTIONS NOW MUCH REDUCED, WALKS INTO A BAR.
BARMAN: "Wider long face?"
BRIAN RIX WALKS INTO A BAR
BARMAN: Why the long farce?
BRIAN: It's what I do.
BARMAN: Fair enough.
DARTH VADER WALKS INTO A BAR
BARMAN: Why the long force?
DARTH: Well, you see if it's with you it's a head-to-toe thing and I'm 6' 10". Can I have a Campari please?
BARMAN: Coming up, my Lord.
GUY FAWKES WALKS INTO A BAR
HE'S HOLDING WHAT APPEARS TO A LENGTH OF BLACK STRING THAT STRETCHES FROM HIS HAND, ALONG THE FLOOR AND OUT OF THE DOOR.
BARMAN: Why the long fuse?
If we're going to get silly,
A horse is playing cards with an angry Japanese man from standups from the 80s
When stating the Ace of clubs, he placed down the Ace of Hearts
The Japanese fellow says, "Why the long f' ace?"
A Horse walked into a bar, "Ow!" he said. Seeing his pained face, the barman asked, "Hey. Why the long face?"
A WILD AND UNKEMPT SHEEP WALKS INTO A BAR
BARMAN: Why the long fleece?
A HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR MITZVAH
HORSE: I'm not a hare, a hyrax, a camel or a pig. Can I come in?
RABBI: Kosher can!
When the horse arrived at the bar, the barman quickly asked him, "Why the long face?"
The horse signed at this, "It's because of all the long face jokes." He said with a touch of irritation. "And if you don't mind; It's called Prader-Willi syndrome. It's a medical condition."
Quote: Rood Eye @ 19th September 2014, 8:34 PM BSTA WILD AND UNKEMPT SHEEP WALKS INTO A BAR
BARMAN: Why the long fleece?
A HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR MITZVAH
HORSE: I'm not a hare, a hyrax, a camel or a pig. Can I come in?
RABBI: Kosher can!
Haaa! Kosher can! - your best one yet 
Quote: Mikey88 @ 19th September 2014, 8:35 PM BST"It's called Prader-Willi syndrome."
BARMAN: And I suppose, being a horse, you're rather prader your willi?
HORSE (WITH A WINK): Never had any complaints.
look up Prader-Willi Syndrome on wikipedia
Actually, just look at the summary on the right, no need to go into too much detail
Quote: Mikey88 @ 19th September 2014, 8:41 PM BSTlook up Prader-Willi Syndrome on wikipedia
I'm reluctant to Google anything with 'Willi' in the name. You never know what might come up.
On a not-dissimilar note, only the other day, I was researching the use of the abacus in the Far East and, in particular, the astonishing speeds at which calculations can be made by a skilled user.
I'd written 'Asian bean-flickers' in the search tab and had just clicked the search icon when the wife walked in, carrying a cup of tea.
A horse trots into a bar. And the barman says... Well at least that's different.
A horse walks into a bat. And the bat says what's your problem... Can't you spell?!